First time you found out how babies are conceived

[Golgo_13]

:sorry: :sorry:

 

[DoctorP]

Well good to see that you and I saw it the same way! But a few years later I changed my point of view to "I can't wait to do that!"

 

[Keiichi]

Where do babies come from? From storks, you dorks. Does it hurt?

 

[Glenn]

I remember my cousin telling me, and I was disgusted!

 

[silver angel]

I just slowly found out through good 'friends'
I actually thought (when I was little) that when a couple got married, their first kiss made the baby

 

[kirei_na_me]

Well, my mom was/is a sex education teacher, so I knew around the age of 7. I got my hands on some filmstrips(yes, that's how long ago it was), and that was it. She then had a lot of explaining to do.

Also, I voted "I can't wait to do that", because I couldn't. Even at that age, I couldn't wait until I was ready to at least practice!

 

[Golgo_13]

I actually thought (when I was little) that when a couple got married, their first kiss made the baby

How cute!

Also, I voted "I can't wait to do that", because I couldn't. Even at that age, I couldn't wait until I was ready to at least practice!

At age 7 ?!?!?!?!?

 

[Glenn]

Yeah, talk about an early bloomer.

 

[Maciamo]

I can't even remember even vaguely when I learnt about that. Was I so young ?

 

[duff_o_josh]

i didnt want to ever put my weiner in a "vagina" it was a scary thing and remains to be one still

 

[mad pierrot]

Zookeeper, Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!

-They're having sex.......-

Ohhh..........


:homer:

 

[kirei_na_me]

I was just curious, is all!!

 

[Golgo_13]

. . . around the age of 7 . . . Even at that age, I couldn't wait until I was ready to at least practice!

Then you completed training at 8
Began auditioning at 9
Landed your first lead role at 10
Had your dress rehearsal at 11
and your big premier debut at 12?

:sorry: :sorry:
:sorry:

 

[kirei_na_me]

Not quite that early.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

That Must Be Why.....

I never had any kids; no one ever told me how it was done!! Is it ever to late to learn??

Frank

 

[Jean-Francois]

I went to a Catholic single-sex high school, so I found out when I was fifteen (or sixteen?) during a 窶彝eligion and Family窶 class. At first, it was pretty shocking窶ｦ but now when I think about it, I was shocked by my own stupidity at that age.

How could I be so uninformed? And I wasn窶冲 even that young! The adjective 窶從aﾃｯve窶 only comes with 窶忱oung窶 to form a concoction as in 窶忱oung and naﾃｯve.窶 I felt like such a ***** when compared to my American classmates and even to today窶冱 kids.

Since there was no such thing as 窶徙ld and naﾃｯve窶? I had a lot of catch-up to do.:box:
In my second or third year of university, I tried to watch as much pornography as I could when I was living in the dormitory. Those videotapes usually were from US, Japan and a little bit from South Korea 窶 no need to rent.

Asian female floor-mates窶 white boyfriends always happened to own a couple...

Man! Back then Mimi Miyagi was soooooo popular!

 

[Golgo_13]

I never had any kids; no one ever told me how it was done!! Is it ever to late to learn??

Frank

Clint Eastwood had a kid at about age 70 with his third or fourth wife.

You need a wife who is still at a child-bearing age, or child-tolerating age.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

My Wife Says....

one big dumb kid is enough? Wonder if she means me or the cat?

Frank

 

[Golgo_13]

one big dumb kid is enough? Wonder if she means me or the cat?

Frank

No, you need another one, so your family looks like Tensai Bakabon's

Bakabon and his dad:

 

[dreamer]

As for me I think I was about 11 or 12. My teacher took us in a dark room and began to show us a movie about fertilization...

 

[squallleonheart]

I was the same way... I hated those sex-ed classes.... but one time I broke my leg that same day.. I was actually happy not to go that time...