do i look japanese

[Nightwalker]

Nope sorry. *giggle*

 

[Doc]

Why are we still debating this? (I'm not being a smartass here, I'm seriously asking.)

Doc:ramen:

 

[eastsidefunksta]

er...what?! you're white n u look white!

 

[Keiichi]

After 10 days since I've replied that you don't look Japanese and a bit more consideration, I think I'm starting to see some chang... nope, still not at all. ☝

Keiichi

☝

 

[alexriversan]

this thread gives you the opportunity to express how you like me.

i know, i do not look very japanese.

i am looking for: how can i appear more japanese.

like: wear a kimono, nourish exclusively from instant noodles, get buried in manga, ban furniture from the room (for real: how many of you have done this? nobody?)

thanks for your ideas, how can i get more japanese.
you know these fruits, lychees? do you like them? i do.

so one thing you may write: eat more lychees. drink lychee juice. this will make you japanese. do not remove the cobweb. japanese people understand the idea it is helpful in case of a moth problem.

 

[Shas]

as far as i have spent attention in school eating noodles and reading manga doesn't change your facial arrangement. now you could paint your face white and wear a kimono and thus look like a homosexual geisha but seriously i think your face looks very western and theres not much you can do without it.

 

[alexriversan]

as far as i have spent attention in school eating noodles and reading manga doesn't change your facial arrangement. now you could paint your face white and wear a kimono and thus look like a ..... geisha but seriously i think your face looks very western and theres not much you can do without it.

ya, i am going to appear as a 17th century samurai (the hero)-
this time does utilize its own vocabulary.

i do not use to drink rice wine, or to give money to chigo. and, i am not into kabuki , i am afraid.

as far as i know, man can wear some sort of kimono, example blue, red or black. of course, pale colour are reserved for woman. especially old people use to wear kimono occasionally, to express honour.

afraid:
Having feelings of aversion or unwillingness in regard to something: not afraid of hard work; afraid to show emotion.
Filled with regret or concern. Used especially to soften an unpleasant statement: I'm afraid you're wrong.

please look up ALL words you use.

 

[Shas]

i seriously dont understand your last post. i know the meaning of all the words i used.


are you "appearing" as a samurai in a play or in real life? i dont understand you (im not trying to offend you i just dont get what you want to tell me/us with this whole thread)

 

[alexriversan]

i seriously dont understand your last post. i know the meaning of all the words i used.


are you "appearing" as a samurai in a play or in real life? i dont understand you (im not trying to offend you i just dont get what you want to tell me/us with this whole thread)

read it again?
i do not understand you, why you reply to my post.
probably, you know the word "choke"? but, it is not about motorcyles.

and i wrote motorcycle. not motorbike or chopper.
tell me if you like it?

firendly how i am, i tell you one meaning: boy meets girl, and boy feels *choked up*- difficult to say something because strong emotion.

i *assume* you use to meet girls, and have experienced that.
there is nothing wrong with it, if you get red in the face.

let me know, if you understand:

all these things
some of these things
nothing at all

if you like, i have lots of subscription cards for MAD magazine, $16
but i do not know, it is probably more expensive to your country.

MAD explains *ne* to people like you. just give me your address, and i send you one card for free, i pay 48 cents for you, aren't i am generous?

(probably you take a little therapy years later, $5000, hahaha)*

*not obligatory, no purchase required.

and, you pay the $16, just in case, not me.

 

[Davey]

how to look more japanese? uuuh wear a schoolgirl uniform ... Please send us the pictures!!!

no joke... hehe...

why do you want to look japanese? ur irish.... ?

 

[geist_seig]

noppers, just another causasian

 

[stalky]

how to look more japanese? uuuh wear a schoolgirl uniform ... Please send us the pictures!!!

yea - wear a uniform! boys in uniform looks cute (even in girl uniform )

but i really don't know why you wan't to look more japanese? you don't accept your look or what? don't accept your nationality?
or maybe you met a girl on icq or sth like that and you lied her you're japanese and now you're going to see each other live? - ah, my imagination...

boy, stop doing strange things and stay a white guy

 

[Nuala]

You are western, not japanese. That's like taking my picture, and calling me japanese. >_>

 

[alexriversan]

regarding uniforms, i have to say i am sorry, my contract with nike inc. does not allow things like imitating the opposite gender.

and that's a speculative lie: the contract exists in my fantasy.*

otherwise, i do not use to superimpose, my pictures are of present age, and showing my own person.

*well if you buy something nike, it is like signing an invisible contract. nike helps you with your image, and you keep nike in honour, da rulez or something, i am not into US ghetto slang, but you may get these terms, if you also consider to buy hip-hop records today right now.

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i know i am white, i just would like to look "more japanese".
imagine a nigga*, who likes to look "more white"

*member of the black colored population, now fitted with the same rights, and obligations, like white punks, jerks, loosers and suckers.

you punk, pick up that cigarette tip, you junk. better do no not smoke here, no entrance to the club in trainers.

AND I LOVE TRAINERS. I WEAR TRAINERS EXCLUSIVELY. ASYLUM SEEKER LOOK.

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I AM A READER OF THE MAD MAGAZINE. CONSIDER TO PURCHASE 14 ISSUES FOR $16

 

[geist_seig]

yea - wear a uniform! boys in uniform looks cute (even in girl uniform )

but i really don't know why you wan't to look more japanese? you don't accept your look or what? don't accept your nationality?
or maybe you met a girl on icq or sth like that and you lied her you're japanese and now you're going to see each other live? - ah, my imagination...

boy, stop doing strange things and stay a white guy

what is with trying to get people to cross dress?

 

[alexriversan]

cross dress=xchange items? which items then?

and, probably i can cut a big, circular hole into a t-shirt (frontside).
wouldnd't this look very japanese- if i color the skin red with a permanent marker?

guess what, got an idea...

 

[geist_seig]

wouldnt that be more of a pinkish tone then.. and also there is more then one size to clothing too. XD

 

[alexriversan]

now i am going to try this, pictures soon!

and, the permanent markers are very red/blue
probably, it looks uncommon, but it is worth a trial

this would suit a girl too, because it does not show tits, but *something* close to them.

i am always interested to scare people, like to show spiders, when interviewers ask on the street: "can i ask you a few questions"

what about shoes with personal id tags (nike), it would be obvious if people swap them? by the way the tag is at the back side.

do not know what is has to do with looking more japanese.

ya i am also looking to appear more "present age".
and no, i wont walk around like a 17th century samurai.

just let me know, as usual, if you: understand nothing, something or nearly everything.

 

[geist_seig]

try long hair and a pink yatuka?

 

[alexriversan]

try long hair and a pink yatuka?

and big sunglasses, with tasteless flower plastic frame, preferable in light brown, pink or additional fake diamonds.

then i goto america, to imitate elvis presley, already got a microphone.

that's soooo cute, long hair, hippy look, but these times are gone? means, it would be a retro thing to 1968.

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ya. good. today i bought a white item, and soon a big round hole is cut into it.
of course, at the frontside. seriously, thanks to all your inspiring reply, igot this idea, to be realized with in the next days, including taking pictures.

thank you for your help: which allows me to look more japanese.
by the way, the pot noodle brand i like features a manga-like girl, not a rubgy club. baseball is also common in japan, as far as i know, but i have it difficult enough to master a little bit basketball.

and, i promize, also to make a picture of my new niky featuring a big signature "HOOPS". if you do not understand this, wait for the pictures, read everthing again and not forget: buy nike, adidas, pepsi, 7up, toyota and pot noodle cups. this is required to understand my threads. well, most likely recommended.

ghey=lame and expensive. nike=not cheap and rocks. do you rock? buy an eguitar, to get a rock musician, buy some iron maiden cd's to superimpose you would be an expert for metal music. just another consume suggestion.*

*this thread is especially made for people, who know the difference between "expensive" and "not cheap". or, "interested" and "not uninterested". that's not the same, even if you assume it would be the case, literally.

 

[Shas]

and big sunglasses, with tasteless flower plastic frame, preferable in light brown, pink or additional fake diamonds.

then i goto america, to imitate elvis presley, already got a microphone.

that's soooo cute, long hair, hippy look, but these times are gone? means, it would be a retro thing to 1968.
and, i promize, also to make a picture of my new niky featuring a big signature "HOOPS". if you do not understand this, wait for the pictures, read everthing again and not forget: buy nike, adidas, pepsi, 7up, toyota and pot noodle cups. this is required to understand my threads. well, most likely recommended.

ghey=lame and expensive. nike=not cheap and rocks. do you rock? buy an eguitar, to get a rock musician, buy some iron maiden cd's to superimpose you would be an expert for metal music. just another consume suggestion.*

*this thread is especially made for people, who know the difference between "expensive" and "not cheap". or, "interested" and "not uninterested". that's not the same, even if you assume it would be the case, literally.

i do not believe hippies and nike are very japanese things, but i kind of like the idea with the tshirt with the hole


you could go to the tanning studio and put on the shirt and burn the skin while wearing the shirt so only the red spot will be red (dont forget to put sunscreen on the rest of your body or you'll look like a cooked lobster )

 

[nanda]

you don't look like a japanese
you don't have to look like a japanese

 

[alexriversan]

now, i decided i look japanese, except hair/skin color.

and, i have to wear nike, to fulfil the asylum seekers policy of "having a better life instantly, being accepted socially by buying nike articles"

 

[mizerable_d]

not one bit japanese...

 

[Damicci]

The question truly is Do I look japanese?