you know you watch too many action movies when...

[K_von]

you know you watch too many action movies when you think you can jump from building to building without falling down =P

try to think any more examples if you can from any action movie you've seen lol

 

[Half-n-Half]

You know you watch too many action movies when...

Any public place you go you imagine a fight scene with you against random baddies placed everywhere. Of course, you ultimately prevail, even though you have no idea how to fight.

 

[Davey]

You know you watch too many action movies when...

When you keep saying "ILL BE BACK" to all your friends.

and

When you jump on the ground when you hear "BOOM" (which is probably just a pan falling on the floor)

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You know you watch too many action movies when...

...you imagine you're in a car chase but you're really only driving to the supermarket

 

[K_von]

you know you watch too many action movies when... you start kicking and punching the air when your alone

 

[davetfridge]

You know you watch too many action movies when.. it seems that all your co-workers are just 2 days from retirement

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Too many when..........

a car backfires and you put 3 shots into it with your 45 before you relize there's no danger.

Uncle Frank



you weigh 15 pounds extra because of your regular gun , back up gun, 4 extra loaded clips for each gun,boot knife, pepper spray, and collapseable asp.

Uncle Frank

 

[Seon-a Kim]

...run out of the house naked to your neighbours door, ring the bell, put on your sunglasses and say "Hasta la vista baby"

 

[Flashjeff]

You know you watch too many action movies when....

You can't wait to say "Yippie Ki-Yay, motherf----r!" to someone, anyone!

 

[DoctorP]

You know you watch too many action movies when....

instead of taking the stairs, you jump off of the roof and use the awning to break your fall!

 

[misa.j]

You know you watch too many action movies when...

you walk with your back against the wall and listen carefully to the noise before you kick the door!

Everytime...

 

[Seon-a Kim]

You know you watch too many horror movies when...

...when your mother in law starts to look like a Yurei

(oh wait...then again, don't they always?)

 

[li_na]

You know you watch too many horror movies when...

...when your mother in law starts to look like a Yurei

(oh wait...then again, don't they always?)

LOL!!!
... when you mistake your mop or chair as a ghost in the dark
... when you hear a cat crying in the night you just KNOW 'they're' coming for you

 

[davetfridge]

...When every time you go down into you basement the bulb fails and the door always closes behind you

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Weren't we supposed to be doing action movies?

Anyway I know I watch too many action movies because I dream about JEt LI!!

 

[Kenjirou]

You know you watch too many action movies...

when you realize that there is no more damn space on your hard drive ><

 

[marquish]

you know you watch too many action movies when you think you can jump from building to building without falling down =P
try to think any more examples if you can from any action movie you've seen lol

When i had a dream, a lot of bad velanes tempering me, "Ghosts chasing me" and "Looters catching me" ! then suddenly i woke up and started seeing "KUN-FOO"
)

 

[justin]

you know you watch too many action movies when. . .


you try to 'wall-run' when you think no one is looking.

you try to reneact 'bullet-time' with nerf guns.

 

[XpHoBiaX]

you know you watch too many action movies when. . .

You start building your own skin suit.

 

[Haruspex]

When you have watched so much as the trailer of an action movie.

 

[XpHoBiaX]

you know you watch too many action movies when. . .

You go around acting like a secret agent, cowboy, pirate, or a ninja for a few days.

 

[pedroami]

You know you watch too many action movies when...

...you almost kill yourself and your sparring partner in your Martial Arts Studio.