You just can't win...

[Reiku]

Grand Theft Auto comes under fire...

...from the hooker's union.

Next: Gangsta' rappers complain that GTA's protagonists don't wear enough bling.

 

[Kinsao]

during the "transaction," the player regains health and loses money.

To be truer to life the player should be losing health and losing money. Y'know, subtract some points for every STI they contract...

 

[Mycernius]

There's a cheat that lets the hooker swarm to you and they all have dildos. Not that I've ever played the game:erm: :embarasse