What's your Porn Name?

[anadorei]

richard bigger.....think about it

 

[michi]

hurray for dead threads

brooker's rule: Lulu You
jeisan's rule: Lulu Du Cameroun
generator: Nurse Fuzzynuts

 

[-Rudel-]

Weasil Tomlin

Tiger Rakers

Mother and Step mother. hehehe

 

[Shas]

Mathilda Langowska! Hahahaha

 

[Leroy_Brown]

Seymore Johnson

 

[Nothingness]

Here's mine... (i'm confused)

Madam Nekkid, D.D.S.

Nothingness...

Jizzy Spreadum

Bob Dole...

Cara Tail

George Bush...

Exotica Jiggles

 

[Reiku]

The generator must be broken--it's only giving out female names...

 

[Rich303]

My last post has put me in a porny mood so i'm adding to this one too.

Using the traditional porn-name generation system mine is;

SHARKEY MILLS!

 

[MajideSaiaku]

well my first ever ever pet and my mums maiden name means i would be.......

Smokey Munroe

but when thinking of pet names for porn stars i couldnt help think of my hamster, dubbed "Speedy"

"hey ladies....im....*flicks fringe in a posey fashion, then puts on deep erotic voice, with the words spoken all breathy like* .....Speedy Munro.....horney to raging orgasm in 0.5 seconds" :smoke:

 

[Brooker]

.....Speedy Munro.....horney to raging orgasm in 0.5 seconds[/i]" :smoke:

Not sure that would be such a good thing.

Seems like people around here have been pretty horny lately. Must be because of Spring.

 

[Reiku]

...yeah, that must be it...

...anyway, I'm glad I'm not in porn--I'd probably get stuck doing oral scenes since my first pet was named "Nibbler".

 

[Doc]

Brookers Rule: Sam Berkel. I don't think that sounds like a real porn name though.

Jeisan's Rule: Sam Pasadena. I still don't think that sounds like a real porn name.

Generator: Missy Slickbooty. . . . . . . . . . .what?!

Doc

 

[mizer]

Brooker's rule: Joe Ratcliffe. That was actually my greatuncle's name! Scary! Was he a porn star, I ask myself?! (Yes, OK, I chose a really boring name for my first pet...)
Jeisan's rule: Joe Eastfield. Not much better. And both of them the wrong gender. Unless I'm to be 'Jo' instead.
Generator: I'm at work and my computer is firewalled!!!!!!! (Damn...)

 

[Jent]

First porn generator gave me: Lady swank
The second one I tried: Jennifer Ryder
The third: Jacki Sparks
And the fourth: Mary Jane Tight

Under Brooker's rule: Jake Mueller (and I'm a girl) :?
Under Jeisan's rule: Jake Hackberry

What I've learned: If I ever wanted to be a porn star I can pretty much just throw any random names together and I'm set.

 

[Damicci]

1.) Butterball Thompson
2.) Butterball Cora
3.) Nikki Rammer "what"

 

[Kara_Nari]

Ok... For the first rule: Tinkerbell Boyes
Second rule: Tinkerbell Minden

and the grand final straight from the Generator itself....

Missy Tickler

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Brooker: Kim Platt

Jeisan: Kim Hougherwall

Big surprise, I don't sound like a porn star!

I can't use the generator as I work in a college and the filter blocks it!

 

[Kinsao]

Same here Tsuyoiko - I'm blocked from the generator...

My first pet's name was 'James' - wrong gender...

I recently acted in a play by someone called (REALLY called!) Constance Cox. I said I was gonna have that as my porn name!