Obviously you can see which browser is the superior one by just looking at their names...
Internet Explorer (Microsoft)
Is for newbies who is still taking their first baby steps into the what hopefully soon will be and for some of us is now, an alternative world.
Of course we all know that means only old people and children use it
Mozilla Firefox
You can hear the awesomeness of this browser just by saying Firefox out loud... Firefox... anything with fire is just good and admitedly the fox could be better like bear... Firebear... oh or dragon... and if you cap it... FIREDRAGON!!
Fear not though, it's done on purpose so there'll be room for improvements, which brings us to Mozilla... granted it's not the most grand name and does resemble the Italian cheese but it could be worse... once it's completely done and has been through it's full potential then everyone will want to use it but only few select loyal ones will understand and truly value its awesomeness... look out for RAGING FIREDRAGON!! in few years it will blow your mind!
Opera
No no no no no!! Heck no!!
Netscape
This one has potential not awesome potential like firefox but still useable... it's mostly targetted for women as firefox can be too awesome for most of them and it's a way to escape the "real" world, though there is some that mistakenly use it to escape the net, why anyone would do that is beyond me.
Rumor has it that it soon will release a new version Realscape but that is not true as due to financial crisis they had to make some silly cutbacks... it's a shame a real shame but hopefully they'll recover before they get surpassed by its competitor Facescape, (yes it's a disgusting combination with facebook... you'll never truly be free from them!) :eek2:
Safari (Macintosh & Microsoft)
This is what you get when you dabble into the dark arts of necromancy bringing "life" back to the dead... it started with a drunken travel to Africa when Bill Gates thought he had a good idea and to be honest who can really blame him? all good ideas start with a cold one ;-)
Macintosh is dead though it doesn't know it yet, there's still people out there that leads a good life and crave for some misery or people that like being kept out from good games etc. I suppose the Mac. is useable for them, do not try to save them cause it's a lost cause they will inevidably deny it, pity them and try save their children (if they have any) by introducing a better computer and a better browser.
Konqueror (Linux)
This is the ultimate one, this is what we all should strive for CONQUEROR TOKEN!!
oh sorry... was getting lost there... anyone that can save themselves and bring the fight back to Microsoft use Konqueror... it's a freedom fighting browser trying to save you from the clutches of evil, Microsoft!
If only I had and could use Linux then I'd join the fight but some of use sacrifice ourselves for a more noble cause... anyway as I was saying if you want to free yourself from Microsoft then I definately recommend Konqueror
Google Chrome
Google Chrome is the latest new browser for the masses that can't think and prefer to be guided by a sheepherder, nothing wrong with that though it does tend to make one a bit boring... kinda like iPhone

It's the fanciest browser out there and does make you look cool amongst the sheeps but boring as well ;-)