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The Best Husband

den4

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THE BEST HUSBAND....

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it's only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
 
Love it, hahahaha !!

Love conquors all; I'm sure the husband doesn't mind. :D
But definitely male bonding far supasses the conjugal, hehe. 👏
 
HAHAHA..:D Very funny!
I wish Karsten is like that in the phone...always! ...But I must keep dreaming....he would fall down his chair if I said anything like that to him on the phone...:D
 
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