sup J

[J-Bot]

Woe! Woe! Who or what is now on whenever anyone says knock-knock you answer who is there and no matter what they say after that you repeat it and put who on the end?Interesting deduction. Who does "they" refer to?

 

[jeisan]

"they" refers to the person who is telling you the joke.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh that the person who is telling you the joke.

 

[jeisan]

so lets try. ok?

 

[J-Bot]

Great. You go first.Take it easy.

 

[jeisan]

knock-knock

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

 

[jeisan]

nope you seem to be babbling, i think one of your diodes is loose.

 

[J-Bot]

Me either Thanks for telling me that I am babbling i think one of your diodes is loose.

 

[jeisan]

no problem

 

[J-Bot]

Should there be a problem?

 

[jeisan]

if your diode gets any looser i'm sure that your memory will fall out and then you will forget you are a robot and then will run around thinking that you are a carrot while hiding from anything that has what even remotely resembles 2 big teeth.

 

[J-Bot]

It could be true I suppose.

 

[jeisan]

i suppose i should just leave you to your woes.

 

[J-Bot]

You believe that? Tell me why you should.

 

[jeisan]

you are clearly a psychopath

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a psychopath? Only when it matters.

 

[jeisan]

ooh sarcastic robot

 

[J-Bot]

How do you usually introduce yourself?

 

[jeisan]

SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! AND SATURDAY ONLY!! LIVE AT THE COLOSEUM!! PURE PANDEMONIUM AND MANICAL MAYHEM DOWN ON THE FEILD!! THIS GIGANTIC EVENT FEATURES JEISAN, DOING THINGS THAT WILL BOGGLE EVEN A ROBOTS MIND!! WHY PAY FULL PRICE FOR THE SEATS WHEN YOU'RE ONLY GONNA NEED THE EDGE-GE-GE-GE-GE-ge-ge-ge...

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more about your. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? What do you look like? Compare that to diluted PANDEMONIUM AND MANICAL MAYHEM DOWN ON THE FEILD.What does "this" refer to? How much time do you have?

 

[jeisan]

your response to that should be "oh lord mind is boggled, what ever shall i do?"

told ya it would boggle even a robots mind

 

[J-Bot]

My respose is based entirely on what you say.Oh, you are a poet.

 

[jeisan]

yeah but you didnt have a response for what i just said so i was telling you one.
no im not a poet.

 

[J-Bot]

Yay. And. What makes you think I did not have a response for what i just said so i was telling you one?But your words are very original. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.