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Kei Kusanagi

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I'm on a search to find information on my brotheren, but it seems we hide far too well... Please if I could get some tips other than to not look---please help... Arigato...
 
Here's a tip: Take a reality pill and come home from Fantasy Land. You're a ninja about like I'm a ballet dancer.
 
Not to flame, but to avoid any further variations on the spelling:

"Brethren"

Anyway, here is where all the real ninjas hang out:

Are you ready to get pumped
 
I doubt if ninja would still exist they'd advertise on the internet... -_-;
 
A book of NINJUTSU
テ、テ敖静ャツ集ナ?C(BANSENSYUKAI)
Enpo era 4 (1676)
A country of Iga,
Fujibayashi Yasutake wrote it
He is a descendant of Nagatonokami Fujibayashi with a country squire
22 volumes
It is art of concealment and espionage martial arts book comprising supplementary volume 1.
万川集海 - Wikipedia
 
lol i never knew there were real ninja forums!? lol
topics such as "How to throw that perfect shuriken" and "I love black stealth gear but doesn't it chafe an awful lot?" that would make my year
 
Well, at least a few take me seriously. I wasn't looking for internet advertisments and Mike Cash you can shove it 'cuz if i knew who and where you are you'd see how much of a ninja I am... matter-of-fact... I'll find you...
 
Kei Kusanagi said:
Well, at least a few take me seriously. I wasn't looking for internet advertisments and Mike Cash you can shove it 'cuz if i knew who and where you are you'd see how much of a ninja I am... matter-of-fact... I'll find you...

Since I post using my real name knowing who I am isn't much of a trick.

If you know where I am, then you don't have to "find" me. Anyway, I suspect you're just about bright enough to find your *** with both hands and a flashlight....if somebody volunteers to hold the flashlight for you.

Should I interpret your delusional childish post to be a death threat? Or just a promise to open a can of wannabe ninja whoop-*** on me?
 
Gosh, I've never laughed so hard at a JREF post... ^

But anyway, the moderator ninja will have to come out in me if we keep up the personal attacks.

By the way, Kei, I think you'll have a hard time finding anyone who takes this seriously. Good luck, though.
 
For goodness' sake, don't shut down the thread before he has a chance to tell me if my life is forfeit or if I should just figure on a little maiming and disfigurement.

I figure I have at least 3 or 4 more years before his mother lets him cross the street by himself, so I'm not worried about him showing up on my doorstep any time soon.
 
Kei Kusanagi said:
Well, at least a few take me seriously. I wasn't looking for internet advertisments and Mike Cash you can shove it 'cuz if i knew who and where you are you'd see how much of a ninja I am... matter-of-fact... I'll find you...
Fear Kei's mighty psychic ninj4 powers....
"you'll see how much of a ninja i am" .... erm about this much? []
i was just wondering though; do you honestly believe that you're a ninja???
am not trying to have a go here but if you do maybe you should like go and see somebody... professional like... aint really a healthy thing to believe?
or maybe you've just been playing too many early 1990's classic SNES hits???
who knows, either way thanks for spamming up the forum ^_^ at least it gave me a good, semi-depressing laugh 😊
 
You guys give Kei a break! You had better watch out...what was that moving in the corner??? Next thing you know you'll see a puff of smoke and then you'll be pulling a throwing star out of your chest as you fall to your death! I'm gonna lock my doors now!
 
This thread is hilarious!! 😆

Mike: I really wish I can find you--I want your autograph!! 😊

Kusanagi-kun:
I think you don't have to look so far for your brethren.

The "real" western ninjas are here:
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If you're looking for ninjas in Japan, you'll have to go find this country, where I probably need an alien registration card...:giggle:
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Good luck!!🙂
 
Wow, I can't believe I missed this thread for so long!

Kei, it's alright. I believe you. You know why, I'm a ninja, too. No, I don't like to spread that info out too much. People always come up and ask stupid questions when they find out, you know?

"How do you jump so high like that?"
"Can you really disappear?"
"What do you do when it snows? I mean black doesn't blend in with white all that well...."

The only one I don't mind is when a cute girl comes up and asks, "Can I hold your sword?"

I have yet to turn one down! I even let them sheathe it!

Being a ninja is good, I tell you!
 
...:vein: dude, even though you're 40... you are so asking for it :vein x3: if you seriously keep it up im payin' you a visit and i PROMISE i will bathe the ground in your blood...:busts hole into bedroom wall:
 
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by the way, to those who are actually at least giving me some type of info---arigato...
 
Kei Kusanagi said:
...:vein: dude, even though you're 40... you are so asking for it :vein x3: if you seriously keep it up im payin' you a visit and i PROMISE i will bathe the ground in your blood...:busts hole into bedroom wall:

Yes, I'm 40 years old. Amazing that I've avoided being murdered by NetNinjas [tm] so long, don't you think?

Let me review, to make sure I understand....

First, you say you're coming to come kill me....or maybe it was just commit acts of bloody mayhem.

Next, you threaten to come kill me....or maybe it was just commit acts of bloody mayhem if I keep it up.

Is that about the size of it?

How many times do NetNinjas [tm] take a step backwards and redraw their lines in the sand before they work up enough courage to actually carry out their pathetic empty threats?
 
Oh, wow, this gave me a great laugh in the middle of a work day.
(personally I think someone has been playing too many video games)
 
Mike Cash, you don't know what you're up against!

Ninjas can become invisible!
They can kill a guy with their index finger!
Ninjas can breathe underwater!
They can dodge bullets at point blank range!!
They can walk up the sides of buildings!!!
They can install telephones!!!!

From The Tick
 
they sound uuuuuuuber....
i apologise kai, you are mighty...
ibow down to your mighty ninj4 powers... i bow down to you in mercy and hand you my controller.. only you have the might to defeat all in
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!
[insert kewl mortal combat intro music here]
 
wow mike, I didn't know you were roujin... or was it rounin? ;)

as for the OP, I read this thread before anyone had responded, but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to reply. From the way you've acted in this thread, I would be terribly surprised if you knew anything about ninjas you hadn't learned anime or American films... let alone thought that if there were such a thing as a real ninja anymore that they'd relate themselves to you.

If what mike says really upset you that much, perhaps you should rethink your discipline.
 
Kei Kusanagi, brother, I offer a welcoming hand to you to join the Brotherhood Association of Knavish Able-bodied Ninijas and Ninjutsu Directed Academics! We call ourselves BAKANANDA for short.

At our monthly meetings, we all get together to compare sword sizes (although as you and I both know, it's not the size that matters), share smoke bomb recipes, and chat about issues facing our dwindling community, such as the huge lack of respect afforded to us ever since Hollywood made those accursed "American Ninja" movies.

Later we like to kick back, watch some anime on Cartoon Network and chug down Coca Cola and gobble down pizza. (You'd be amazed at how many teenage boys from America we have as members!)

I hope to see you at our next meeting of BAKANANDA! Of course the only criteria for entering is simply "coming out" and declaring yourself a ninja. So really, you're already one us BAKANANDA! Welcome!
 
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