"Man" pillow

[EscaFlowne]

Pillows!?!?

[Begins to bag hisself up putting him on sale at your local store]

GRAB NOW your own personal

rumroll: [Escalfowne appears in a box see through smiling aaaaaaaaa sexy like!]

[~ESCAFLOWNE~]

equipped with vibrating movable parts, soft lips, and all the love and "Care" you need to get you through the night.

Believe me folks....Sweeeeet dreams are what your getting

 

[Satori]

Let's just hope it doesn't snore and grab all the covers!!

 

[TimF]

Let's just hope it doesn't snore and grab all the covers!!

Believe it or not i always let the woman have all the covers no matter how cold i am i feel its better if she is happy beacuse if she is happy and comfortable then i am happy.

 

[Satori]

Believe it or not i always let the woman have all the covers no matter how cold i am i feel its better if she is happy beacuse if she is happy and comfortable then i am happy.

Well, that's really sweet of you! I'm sure you'll make a lot of women happy.

 

[TimF]

Well, that's really sweet of you! I'm sure you'll make a lot of women happy.

Thanks Satori...i hope to make someone happy someday lol.

 

[Satori]

Thanks Satori...i hope to make someone happy someday lol.

Believe me, with that attitude, you will!!

 

[Melkor]

That's just weird.

 

[cicatriz esp]

Well, there are synthetic substitute genitals (both male and female), substitute mouths, substitute arms, substitute butts, and substitute whole bodies. People buy them, but they don't really ever come close to the real thing.

 

[Winter]

Believe it or not i always let the woman have all the covers no matter how cold i am i feel its better if she is happy beacuse if she is happy and comfortable then i am happy.

Well....arent you a saint?

 

[Lina Inverse]

Well, there are synthetic substitute genitals (both male and female), substitute mouths, substitute arms, substitute butts, and substitute whole bodies. People buy them, but they don't really ever come close to the real thing.

How do you know they don't come close? Did you try them all out?

 

[silver angel]

ouch that one was a zinger. @ Lina

 

[Lina Inverse]

ouch that one was a zinger. @ Lina

Uhm... what's a "zinger"? :?
Well, if he makes a claim that they're not as good, he also has to back it up :haihai:

 

[silver angel]

a zinger is like what some people call, a burn. I just thought your reply was funny

 

[TimF]

Well....arent you a saint?

Was that ment to be a jest winter? BTW nice sig.

 

[silver angel]

I want to buy about 5 of them. Several man in bed with me.....

 

[TimF]

I want to buy about 5 of them. Several man in bed with me.....

How bout one big one instead?

 

[silver angel]

Sure! Hop in.

 

[kirei_na_me]

I think I must've stumbled upon the make-out room?

Don't mind me, I'm on the way out...

 

[Ma Cherie]

The man pillow? Seems kinda sad if you ask me.

Oh, well what can ya do?

 

[silver angel]

@ Kirei, I've never been able to find this said Make Out room T______T

 

[architect]

It looks creepy. If ever we needed a new prop for a horror movie, this'll be a fine candidate. It's a bit sad too though.

 

[sgt. Pepper]

It looks comfortable...

 

[El Fisto Grande]

I want a Kasumi DOA Full body pillow. That'll make me happy. I want it with optional YAMATE voice chip too.