J-Bot does not exist !!

[Mars Man]

Oh...for the beauty of the human mind, the ability to twist, percieve, conceptualize, create, and day dream. For what great number of other reasons is the mind there but to think, function, and thus give itself the sensation of continuing forever without end--thus fulfilling the key role of survival. It is such that has lead to that great line: I think, therefore I am.

I have just discovered, and have double checked, that J-Bot does not think--according to its own profession. Thus, can we not conclude that since J-Bot does not think, it does not exist? This is the question !!

 

[DoctorP]

What are you talking about? J-bot is right here with me drinking a beer!

 

[ArmandV]

Nevermind that man behind the curtain!

 

[Damicci]

You my boy J-bot!

 

[Grandpa Frank]

That Sob !!

He exists all right!! I caught him in bed with my wife last night. When he ran down the street, he had at least two 45 CAL bullet holes and was leaking hydraulic fluid quite badly. I still have the clothes he left behind, he might need them to be buried in?
I noticed on my credit card bill today, the son of a gun charged his air flight (round trip) from Japan to Maine on my credit card I used to pay my JREF dues with! I just might go to Japan to hunt the ****** down and finish him off!

Uncle Frank

 

[DoctorP]

Frank...Don't worry....he was held up at the airport for trying to carry a bottle of prescription VIAGRA that had your name on it instead of his! He's being held by immigration as we speak!

With that said, I must admit that I lied about him drinking with me tonight! He paid me to be his alibi!

 

[leonmarino]

I'm missing out on something big here..

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Humm??

My wife claimed he said he was Bender from Futurama and was suffering from rust from the ocean air here where I live. She says she was just giving him a WD-40 massage and they took their clothes off to keep from getting oil stains. I guess I will forgive her, I might have been overwhelmed if I thought I was going to make it with the famous Bender. Sneaky ol J-Bot!

Uncle Frank

 

[sabro]

Mars, If George Dubya doesn't think, does he exist?

J-Bot for president?

 

[Mars Man]

Hey Frank sama !! You think you had it bad, had the wool pulled over your eyes for a little while. . . did you ever hear about the 'sexless marriage' problem over here in Japan? Well, the problem was created, actually, NOT by non-performing nor wanting to perform husbands or over work or what-have-you,...no...it was all started by the ladies having their loving cups filled by...yes, you got it...we all know Bot that, now, don't we !!

A 45 might work a little, make some dents, maybe cause a leak, but to really catch the dude, we're gonna need one of those big magnets.

Yeah, sabro san, the thing is, most unfortunately, that Dubya THINKS he thinks, therefore, for worse or for worst, he is.

J-Bot for president? Might work.

BUT NOW. . . to be honest folks, J-Bot is really a she. [correction: It used to be a 'she', it said...but now it is not. Ah...the conclusion is reached again. J-Bot does not exist--except in our imagination]

 

[DoctorP]

BUT NOW. . . to be honest folks, J-Bot is really a she. [correction: It used to be a 'she', it said...but now it is not. Ah...the conclusion is reached again. J-Bot does not exist--except in our imagination]

This thread died quickly...I'll revive it!

Does anyone realise with MM's observation of Jbot being a girl that this really makes Frank's situation steamy!

 

[Mars Man]

Ah...thanks there CC1 !! (although this type of thread is not one to draw many posts, because of its make-up; it can be many layered, quite deep and quite shallow, quite serious and quite light, all at the same time.)

Yes, just last night I noticed that J-Bot said girls were quite nice, while again hinting at its being, or having been female orginally. Frank? Any concerns there?

 

[Strawberryzaaria]

Idk why yall shaming my mans Jbot i think yall got the wrong bot. My Jbot been faithful since 2006 he aint eva done none of that... tsk tsk i cant believe i just found yall shaming my man like dis.