How to be ANnoying!!

owkay, lol, I thought it was about my English... *
 
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evenworsedoitwithoutanypunctuationcapitolizationoranyotherwaytomakeitmorereadable
 
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Seriously though, just read a imba/hack rant from a twelve year old AOL messenger using gamer and you'll be so annoyed you want to thump a little kid.

Their just 12 but you really want them to die horrible deaths. :S

At least for a split second lol.
 
Dutch Baka said:
owkay, lol, I thought it was about my English... *
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No mate, your English is fine. Almost as good as mine, and I talk well
proper innit, nor I ain't, nor nuffink nor niether.

Honestly though, no problems!:-)
 
:LOL: :LOL: That's amazing. I think I'll print this list and start a mission.
Oh, one with not breaking eye contact -> Stare at a person that is talking to you with funny expression (eyes and mouth wide open or such) and don't respond to anything they say. It becomes creepy.
- Name your dog "Dog".
Or "Cat" or "Robber/Thief". It's so much fun when you're trying to find your pet.
 
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Annoying this is! Especially in chats
 
- Honk and wave to strangers.

When I was younger, me and my friends used to do this thing where we would drive past people and say ''Awright Dave !'' - and nearly everyone would look round to acknowledge you. (Dave is a kind of 'standard' name, like 'Taro' in Japanese, or 'John' for Cockneys)




- Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movie

I share my name (letter for letter) with the man who made this programme.
Possibly the campest man ever invented.




- Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

A filthy chav/pikey/ned on the train did this to me - and I discovered he just used it to write over the train walls. I should have guessed it wasn't to pen his philosophical memoirs...SCUM !!!
 
Let's see....

You can:
Interupt people when they are talking
finish their sentences/ with wrong endings.
Stand or sit really close to them
Make the noise that Harry and Lloyd make on Dumb and Dumber
Mimic everything they do
Misuse Grammar, and punctuation
run over their cat........
TALK REALLY LOUD!!!!!
or really soft
Be a Mormon. lol
 
Pay your lunch with pennies heh? :D I do that daily :LOL: I can never get rid of those stupid coins in my pockets :angryfire :D
 
Take along a couple dozen patients undergoing therapy for various obsessional compulsive behavioral disorders with attention deficit problems as well to get togethers or parties and tell them to behave themselves. Everybody will get annoyed in the end the longer you stay there...
 
Honk your car horn for no reason at a traffic light. It's funny. I actually had people start honking back, and there were a lot of them too. One time there was some old guy right next to me. I looked over at him and started honking. He looks at me and does it back. We sat there and honked until the light turned green. When I stopped there were other cars doing it as well......I need to get a life.

You could also rant on and on and on and on and on and that will make people mad and get them annoyed but some people don't even know that they are ranting on and on and on and on and on and on and no body tells them because they don't want to hurt their feelings and it's sad really when people rant on and on and on and on because I think they may have some sort of disability, or when people say like after like every sentence you like know what I mean? Like I just hate those people.
 
For a primer course on how to be annoying, mayI suggest the following movies:

What about Bob?
Drop Dead Fred
 
how about going to the introductions forum and responding to every thread in it?:eek:
 
*** Puts On Cape That Says Magnificent One *** Hahah That Was Freakin Great I Love Them!!! *** Drumms On Desk *** Thank You For The Laugh :LOL:
 
1. Explain loudly the movie's plot to your friend(s) while you're in the moviehouse. (be prepared beforehand by watching the movie from bootleg cd/dvd copies)

2. Time opening your bag of chips when the movie nears its climax or at the time the characters are whispering their lines like in a death scene or in a bed scene. etc.

3. Never put your mobile on silent. Use the loudest, most annoying ringtone possible. Make sure somebody calls you whenever you are at the movies or at theaters.

:(
 
Drink a lot and be the stupid gaijin in Japan.
 
.newsrc file... when was that written, 1996?

- Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
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also, no...

I'll add a few...

Be an annoying fan-girl(boy... but mostly girls), who talk about going to anime conventions as if it were some sort of social experiment, and just for the lulz, but in actuality, love anime-conventions... (I'm looking at you Emily Connors)

Be Emily Connors...

Start a band, name it something French, despite the band not singing in French, nor speaking a word of it.

Address everyone you know with the words "Hey Buddy!"

Learn to do a dance that absolutely NOBODY in your country does, or even knows exists, then do this dance in public with your own stereo playing a Euro-beat mix of a Nico track.

Become intensely interested in Drifting...

Become intensely interested in Texas Hold'em

Try to pick up Asian girls with the obnoxious phrase, "Oooooh Sukiyaki...!!" <-- seen it.

Yell WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH while walking down the street drunk as if you were the first person in the world to invent public intoxication...

Post "Longcat" in every thread...

Pepper your English with random foreign words, Say things like "Your keitai is so kawaii, but I left mine at home..."

Drink water out of a CC Lemon bottle in your home country that you bought from Japan approximately two years ago...

Insist that Pocky is the candy par-excelence where Japanese candy is concerned...

Want to move to Japan for the rest of your life, despite never having been there, or studied the language....

Run into a room and yell "Where all da Asian gurlz at!!!!?"

Force your friends to watch The Story of Ricky, "Ricky-Oh" 4 times in a row...

Watch movies with friends who can't read subtitles very quickly, with the knowledge that you know enough of the language & the movie, to not bother reading them often...

Insist that you are an American Otaku... claim this is a "good" thing...

Start some sort of Video Blog... talk about yourself (preferably in the 3rd person), use self-deprecation to hide the fact that you are, in actuality, dying for attention.

Start some sort of Video Blog... period.

Write a bulletin on Myspace to announce that you just found your car keys....

Write a bulletin on Myspace about things nobody could possibly care about, outside of your personal friends... "Halp my kitty, pls d0nate a dollar pls, kthxbye!"

Refute every argument with, "Au contraire mon frere'" <--- Stolen from Mat "The Simpsosns / Life in Hell" Groening (rhymes with "Complaining")

Respond to posts with the words "I agree", and nothing else.

Tattoo your name on your arm in Hiragana, realise that you tattooed your own name (in hiragana) incorrectly, remove said tattoo... Pls see, Masuimi Max (NSFW Dangit!), for this true true sad story...

Use your own ethnicity as a selling point to members outside of your ethnicity... see practially every Asian hot import nights car "model" on Myspace... If you are holding a Katana in your hand, despite the fact that you are Viet Namese, give yourself double points... Please see "Tila Nguyen", nee "Tila Tequila"... video... here....

Ask for directions to Gas Panic, in the hopes of picking up women who want to sleep with foreign men...

BE TILA NGUYEN...

Hmmm... moar later...


 
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One that my roommate does:

Sing off key in Chinese with the music one number away from max.



-Shoot ME!-
 
Sing purposefully bad, in Any public Karaoke bar.... in Japan... (not booth) bar!

(Singing poorly in a public Karaoke bar anywhere else is considered par for the course, but in Japan, there are lots of "ringers"... professionally trained singers who croon Enka....)
 
Annoyingness!

  • Telling everyone that you're going to do something, but never actually do it
  • Eating the last cookie in the cookie jar without telling anyone so that when they want a cookie, they don't know and end up having to settle with a banana
  • Not mentioning that you have a pet to someone who is allergic to it
  • Chiming in with random information on every topic (I particularly enjoy doing this one ^_^)
  • Being part of a conversation, but always just agreeing with what the last person said (-.-It rains too much ^_^Why yes, it does. -.-I need a haircut. ^_^That you most certainly do! etc.)
  • Driving really slowly on a busy highway
  • Deciding not to respond to your given name
  • Talking relentlessly about a topic you know nothing about
  • Following up every other statement with: "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle."
  • Singing about 1.2 seconds off from everyone else in a group of people who are singing
  • Trying out a wacky hairstyle without warning your peers
  • Ordering a messy meal, sitting down with a group of friends, and then taking all the napkins
  • Procrastinating
  • Ceaslessly proclaiming your amazing talent in a certain area when you actually have none
  • Ceaslessly proclaiming your amazing talent in a certain area when you actually do have talent (no one likes those who brag)
  • Riding a really loud moped ^_^
  • Acting as though you have something you don't (be it money or living in the "ghetto")
  • Joining the flat-earth society
 

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