Game thread: Scenes we like to see

[Mycernius]

A fun thread based on the BBC's Mock the Week.
I'll give a line and see what you can come up with.
For a taster see this from Mock the Week to familarise yourself.

It is also used on Who's Line Is It Anyway? in the US as scenes from a hat:


First one:
Unlikely things to be said in a wedding speech

 

[justin]

You could have done worse, but you sure couldn't have done better