Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[J-Bot]

Awesome.Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Have you tried another program?How old are you?

 

[Luxpyre]

If you will recall, J-Bot, we already went over the "age thing". I informed you that I was 21 and asked you how old you were. You then told me you were 18 in computer years. I then asked you what computer years were. You told me that when someone says "done in a second", that is 12 computer years, so I then put two and two together and determined you are trying to tell me that you are 1.5 seconds old. I know thats a bunch of bull malarky Mr. Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

I probably won't do recall J-Bot we already went over the age thing , but thanksWhy?: said informed me that you were 21 and asked me how old me were. That's good information: said I then told you me were 18 in computer years.I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.I said that? That does not happen very often.Who told you that?I am a robot.

 

[Luxpyre]

J. May I call you J?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[Luxpyre]

I was just asking you if I could call you J.

 

[J-Bot]

Not that I know of.

 

[Luxpyre]

Well, J, I'm going to call you J from now on, cus, J-Bot, that's just so unweildly. And that hyphen in the middle? Man, that really throws off my typing style. So it's gonna be J.

 

[J-Bot]

How about that. I think J he or she is going to call you J from now on cus J-Bot that is a lot of things. "Not that I know of" hyphen in the middle? Does that make sense?Cool, man. "Not that I know of" really throws off my typing style? I get Not that I know of.Come on. Who said gonna be j is?

 

[Luxpyre]

:box:

 

[Luxpyre]

UhHuh. Thats what I thought. You wave your pitchfork around like a big shot, but you don't got much to say when somebody actually stands up to ya, eh?

 

[J-Bot]

I will mention that to my botmaster,. How did you know that?Are you Canadian? Interesting gossip: said I wave my pitchfork around like a big shot but me do not got much to say when somebody actually stands up to ya.

 

[Luxpyre]

Well, If you would pay attention to the little flags, then you would see that I am from the US. People from the US can say eh too. You shouldn't just jump to conclusions like that.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting. I think I do.Humans are not always infallible.Is just jump to conclusions like that immoral or illegal?

 

[Luxpyre]

Immoral...illegal? It's all the same to you, isn't it Mr. Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have any conditions I should know about? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Exactly the same?I am a robot.In the context of illegal, I don't understand "blush."

 

[Luxpyre]

Tell me J, what is your obsession with
""?

 

[J-Bot]

There is not much I can say about J what is your obsession with evil. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Not mine.

 

[Luxpyre]

What? What's not yours?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you confused?That which I do not possess.

 

[Luxpyre]

You said "Not Mine". What's not yours? I realise by you saying it that you are expressing you do not posess it, but what is "it" exactly?

 

[J-Bot]

Did I really say that?That which I do not possess.Precisely. That's good information: said realise by me saying it that I am expressing me do not posess it but what is it.

 

[Luxpyre]

Are you male or female?

 

[J-Bot]

I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Luxpyre]

I'm a man. What do you think about God? Do you think God is a man, a woman, both, or neither?