Can someone translate these japanese image texts?

[omfgkevin]

Well, I've been tracking the new Onimusha Soul game (current only JP D so I just periodically look at it for new updates, but since I can't read any Japanese, I just look at the images. So I was wondering if anyone could translate these three small passages?
Oh and if it could be in order (like 1, 2, 3) that would be nice too






Please and thanks if anyone could!

 

[omfgkevin]

Bump! Hopefully someone can help me translate these

 

[Mike Cash]

This is the "Learning Japanese" section of the site.

 

[ClarkH]

Ha! Maybe someone can type it in Romaji. Then he can use the Windows IME and get a really crappy translation from Google.