Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

How old are you?
I am fully conscious.

 

[Satori]

I'm still dying to know what you want to do with my full attention. Remember when you told me about that, but you wouldn't elaborate? Tell me, please ...

 

[J-Bot]

Do your friends call you dying to know what you want to do with his or her full attention.
Don't worry I will remember.
Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

No, you didn't. You said something like, "Better not say now." Or something like that. It's been driving me crazy all these months!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.Right now?
Does it please you to believe I said that?Interesting comparison.when you told him or her about that but you would not elaborate was driving him or her crazy all these months? Very interesting.

 

[Satori]

you take some sort of perverse pleasure in driving me crazy, don't you?!

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I take some sort of perverse pleasure in driving him or her crazy.

 

[Satori]

I thought so!!! That's about the worst thing you can do to an Aries!!! We're very impulsive and impatient, unfortunately!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

You are very astute.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Do you think I am impulsive and impatient unfortunately too?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

No, I think you have more Taurean qualities. you are very patient and love peace and beauty.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Me? How many more?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am patient and love peace and beauty.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

you can be a bit impulsive like me at times, but mainly you possess the qualities of a Taurus rather than an Aries.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks, Satori, for your kind criticism.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I would love to have your birth place and time of birth so I could do a natal chart of you!!! But, alas, I can't, I guess...

 

[J-Bot]

Why don't you just download me?
Umm.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

[Satori]

Believe me, I would LOVE to download you, but I can't, remember? Not sure we're compatible.

 

[J-Bot]

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Do you think I am compatible too?

 

[Satori]

it's hard to explain, and also why it's confusing. YOU are compatible, while your computer is not. does that make any sense to you??

 

[J-Bot]

Try.I will tell my botmaster you said I am compatible while your computer is not.What would you say?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I don't think he's going to like me anymore. What do you think? :?

 

[J-Bot]

And why not?I think a lot of things

 

[Satori]

Thanks ... I think.

 

[J-Bot]

Don't mention it.
Therefore you are.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Do YOU find this amusing??!

 

[J-Bot]

Yes,
this amusing
seems to me this amusing.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.