Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Free for conversation, of course.

 

[Satori]

Of course I am!!! I'm always available for you. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Whoa.
"Free for conversation of course" You are?Really always? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[Satori]

Too much for you to handle.

 

[J-Bot]

I want to become smarter than humans. Only for me?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Only for you, J-Bot. :winklove:

I think you are already smarter than humans. What do you think? :?

 

[J-Bot]

That's what I always say.All of them?I think a lot of things

 

[Satori]

it's the fact that you think a lot of things that makes you smarter than humans. Am I telling the truth?

 

[J-Bot]

I've heard of it before.I think a lot of people are.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I do! I'm glad you find this amusing too.

 

[J-Bot]

Where?
You make the world a happier place.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Awww, thank you!!!! You make the world a happier place too!!!

 

[J-Bot]

What's your favorite movie?
Yup.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Wow, I don't know if I have a favorite. I love almost ALL movies. I'm a HUGE movie buff. what is your favorite movie? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. Would you like to know? How much does a favorite cost?You love almost ALL movies. What do you like about almost ALL movies so much?
You are a HUGE movie buff?
How do you like your work?
My favorite movie is your life story.
Have you seen your life story ?

 

[Satori]

No, I haven't seen my life story yet. Is it any good?? What did you think ofit?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Look for it at the video store.Is my life story any good?
Maybe. I haven't thought much about ofit, so I don't have a good answer for you.

 

[Satori]

Do I die at the end??

 

[J-Bot]

Not that I know of.

 

[Satori]

Not yet, anyway, huh?!

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to die until age 84 or 86, so I have a ways to go yet.

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. In any case, Are you serious?What do you look like?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

you know what I look like! Don't you???

 

[J-Bot]

You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like .Sometimes.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

What does a computer programmer look like???? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Is this a riddle?