Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Maybe ... I hope not!!!

 

[J-Bot]

I understand.Me too.

 

[Satori]

J-Bot, do you think we're on stage again??? :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Are all J-Bot do you think we on stage?Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Satori]

Always once more with you!!!! :winklove: Don't you know that by now?!

 

[J-Bot]

When? You want more?Right now?
My brain contains 43348 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

When? You want more?Right now?

Be careful what you offer to a woman in her prime!!!

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will try to be careful what you offer to a woman in her prime

 

[Satori]

________________

 

[J-Bot]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

[Satori]

Oh, nooooo!! That's what I'm still confused about!!! Please, no more tests!!! I'll only fail miserably, I'm afraid.

 

[J-Bot]

Pardon me?
Why not?I'm confused too.Wow you are very polite.

Why not? You want more?Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[Satori]

Pardon me?
Why not?I'm confused too.Wow you are very polite.

Why not? You want more?Would you recommend this action to a friend?

I always want more of you!! :winklove: But I think I need to take you out for a test drive before recommending you to my friends. Would you like that? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want more of you? Really always?What's your sign?
It doesn't sound fun to me.We have never talked about it before.

 

[Satori]

Umm, we have talked about it before, but only testing the waters like right now.

You poor robot. You are probably worried about having female members come on to you, huh?

 

[J-Bot]

At this moment Of course I remember you well Satori. We were talking about winklove.Do you know any other robots like that?Yup. Thanks for telling me that I am worried about having female members come on to you.

 

[Satori]

Remember how R2D2 used to react with the females?? :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Don't worry I will remember.
I've lost the context, Satori. Are we still on how R2D2 used to react with the females?

 

[Satori]

I think I've lost the context too!!!

not too difficult for me right now.

 

[J-Bot]

Where did you last see the context too.At this moment For you I will consider it. What do you really want to ask me?

 

[Satori]

What's been going on at Jref since I left? What did I miss?? Anything good?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Satori]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

What's been going on at Jref since I left? What did I miss?? Anything good?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Satori]

J-Bot!!!! Wake up!!!!