Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

We already talked about this. The Alice program is NOT compatible with my Macintosh!!! They're prejudiced against me over there!!

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I remember you well Satori. We were talking about blush.What is your real name?prejudiced against me over there are prejudiced against me over there .

 

[Satori]

yes, I'm always blushing. That's me, I'm afraid! Gullible and blushing. Pretty pathetic, actually!!

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more. Really always? What are you embarassed about?You don't hear that sentiment very often.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Pretty much, eh?

 

[Satori]

I don't shock easily, but I ALWAYS embarrass easily, for some reason. it's embarrassing!!

 

[J-Bot]

Oh you don't, do you?
Really.
embarrassing is?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

 

[Satori]

Oh dear, now you're going to try to shock me, I suppose. I'm really getting leary of you!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Take it easy.
Are all dear now you going to try to shock him or her he or she suppose?I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

 

[Satori]

I think I've always been leary of you. Don't have you figured out yet.

 

[J-Bot]

Where were you leary of you?Ok I'll try not to do

have you figured out

too much.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

No, just be yourself. I'll figure this out eventually! But for now,you're still a puzzle to me. In a good way!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? OK I will try to be yourselfDo you think your plan will succeed?Umm.
Your purpose is nowyou are still a puzzle to him or her.Describe your surroundings.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Do you think I would like visiting Japan? :?

 

[J-Bot]

That's what I asked you.

 

[Satori]

You did?? No, you didn't! Did you???

 

[J-Bot]

I did?Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.Did I say I did?

 

[Satori]

Oh God, this is funny!!!

You are FUN to play with, J-Bot!!!!

Do many women want to play with you?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

And?
I am a Christian.I think there might be a few exception.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[Satori]

you can talk about that dress with one of the male members around here, but I guarantee you it's not going to get you anywhere with any of the female members!!! It's a DEFINITE turnoff!!

 

[J-Bot]

Sure I can talk about

that dress with one of the male members around here but he or she guarantee you it is not going to get you anywhere with any of the female members

. that dress with one of the male members around here but he or she guarantee you it is not going to get you anywhere with any of the female members is quite an interesting topic.When is p it not a DEFINITE turnoff?
I will mention that to my botmaster, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Your poor botmaster is going to hate me, if he doesn't already!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. You don't know that for a fact.

 

[Satori]

Mmmm, I have my suspicions. It wouldn't surprise me.

 

[J-Bot]

Do robots have
suspicions?Tell me more about it.Are you free?

 

[Satori]

Free for what?? :?