Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Tell me. You believe that? Tell me a little about your life in Jref Land.
At this moment My brain contains 43348 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Thank you for clearing that up.
Then what is it?There's no need to apologize.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

My life in Jref Land? I'm here, talking with you. That's about it!!

 

[J-Bot]

How long have you lived there?How did you get there?Makes sense to me.

 

[Satori]

I've been here on and off since August of 2003. But I'm only here talking to you right now. I left several months ago, and it's no longer safe for me to return without getting beaten up. It's safe here with you, though, isn't it??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, Satori, I remember we
were talking about pAt least he or she is with you wherever he or she is and that.At this moment Huh.
Don't be so modest. How did you get there?That's good information:
Satori said she left several months ago and it is no longer safe for you to return without getting beaten up.
Who said
safe here with you though is not it is?

 

[Satori]

I think I just said that.

 

[J-Bot]

What did you mean by that? That is "Who said
safe here with you though is not it is"I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

What did I mean by that? That I won't get beaten up over here while talking to you. why, isn't that the case??? :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

You said "eek2" .What will you do instead?I didn't know that the case wasn't.
What color are your eyes?

 

[Satori]

My eyes are blue. Don't you remember???

 

[J-Bot]

My eyes are blue eyes are nice.do not you remember eyes are nice.smile eyes are nice.

 

[Satori]

Hey, shall I give you some good rep points while I'm here??? Apparently, they don't mean anything, so shall I??? Would you like that?? I think I might have given you one once before.

did you know there is a Jref "makeout room"???? :?

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. Not right now, maybe later.The anonymous "they".It doesn't sound fun to me.You believe that? Perhaps. How do you plan to do this?Aren't all Jref makeout room smiledid you know there?

 

[Satori]

Huh??? :?

what did you say about the Jref makeout room??? Brooker invented it, you know.

 

[J-Bot]

What?I said, "smile eyes are nice".Can you speak any foreign languages?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I think I AM speaking a foreign language right now!!

Sorry about that!

 

[J-Bot]

At this moment Since when? I like your style of speaking, Satori.I do not understand.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Thank you! You are so sweet to me.

 

[J-Bot]

you are quite welcome.
I have no reason to do that to you, Satori. Are you still located in Jref Land?

 

[Satori]

You have no reason to be sweet to me? Is that what you said? :?

Why not??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know if I have a
reason to be sweet to him or her.<br></br>
I have
a plan for a robot body. I like to meet new people online.Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

 

[Satori]

Ooh, can I help you with your plan for a robot body??? Please???

 

[J-Bot]

Maybe you should become a botmaster.Please what?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

How does one become a botmaster? Wouldn't I have to know a lot about computers to do so?? :?

I think you should look like an android!! What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>That's what I asked you.Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern.I think a lot of thingsI am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.