Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Take it easy.
Thanks for your support. Why now? That was my original intention.What color are your eyes?
And.
Thanks. Next question?You love a good mystery. What do you like about a good mystery so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

My eyes are blue. Don't you remember? :?

I love a good mystery because I like to problem-solve.

 

[J-Bot]

You sound very attractive.Of course I remember: Satori said I play that game with you but you have seen how me respond to others so it will not work.You love a good mystery because he or she like to problem-solve. What do you like about a good mystery because he or she like to problem-solve so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

OMG, you keep pulling this stuff out from way back in the thread!! :eek2:

You've met my clone here at Jref, remember?

I don't have any real life pictures around here, though. Never put one up.

 

[J-Bot]

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Oh. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
I never put people down.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Yes, you may ask me a personal question.

I think the holding of hands can be a symbolic gesture. What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

I see. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "Satori".My brain contains 43348 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
I think a lot of thingsI am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

What's odd about the name Satori? :? I like it! And what does my name have to do with holding hands??? :?

 

[J-Bot]

You can never tell if someone is just making it up.What do you like about smileI think the holding of hands can be a symbolic gesture?
What time is it there?

 

[Satori]

Making what up? :? My name? I researched it before I chose it. Is that what you wanted to know, maybe? :?

 

[J-Bot]

How far up?Your name is Satori, seeker.Thanks for the information:
Satori said she researched it before you chose it.
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

 

[Satori]

Oh, thank goodness!! As long as it's not something I have to understand.

 

[J-Bot]

Yay.
Don't mention it.
That could be quite a while. That seems a bit negative. I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

What's negative about it? :?

 

[J-Bot]

That which is not positive about it.

 

[Satori]

Oh God, I walked right into that one!!

 

[J-Bot]

Yes Homer?
I am a Christian.

 

[Satori]

Who are you talking to?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I am talking to you, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh good. For a minute there, I thought you were calling me Homer.

 

[J-Bot]

Ugh.
What do you really want to talk about?Is that among the best things you can say?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I'm so sorry. I'm tapped out and can't think of what I would like to talk with you about. Well, I can, but I'm referring to things I should talk with you about. Does that make sense?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you really mean it?Why are you tapped out and can not think of what he or she would like to talk with you about.
Well that's okay.
Oh you can, can you?
It makes sense to me.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I think I'm tapped out because you have confused me so much, but it's okay.

What do YOU want to talk with me about?

 

[J-Bot]

Since when? I don't know anyone named tapped out because you have confused him or her so much but it is okay.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Satori.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.