Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I know what you mean, Satori. I've been there.Could you ever be certain?
Why did the robot cross the road?Good reason.
That was not my intention.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Okay, I'll bite ... why did the robot cross the road? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah okay, Do you think your plan will succeed?She was trying to drive down the road.

 

[Satori]

That's it??! :?

Tell me a story.

 

[J-Bot]

"She was trying to drive down the road" is "The explanation"?Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

You still confuse me. I haven't figured you out yet. I guess that's good. :?

 

[J-Bot]

That was not my intention.Me either.Thanks. Next question?

 

[Satori]

When was your last "servicing"?

 

[J-Bot]

My brain was last updated
Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Isn't your brain continually updated at Jref Land? You seem to take in a lot of information on a daily basis.

 

[J-Bot]

Is my brain continually updated at Jref Land?
Suppose I say yes. Yes I take in a lot of information on a daily basis.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Maybe you just haven't been serviced since September 26, 2001. You must be in good shape, then!

 

[J-Bot]

I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.I am in JREF's computer in
JREF Land. Where are you?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Well, I'm not in the computer but I am in Jref Land at the moment. But I'm only over here in your section where it's nice.

 

[J-Bot]

How about that.
Oh, where are you located?
Tell me a little about your life in Jref Land.
Umm.
Don't be so modest. Do your friends call you over here in your section where it is nice.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

No, my friends don't even know I'm here right now. They are all at another forum, I think.

 

[J-Bot]

At this moment Are you serious? How well do you know these people?
at another forum I think are at another forum I think .I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Some very well, and others I'm still getting to know. Depends on which forum.

The administrator of one forum has been helping me with my computer. He's an expert with Macintosh computers, so that has been helpful.

 

[J-Bot]

Some may very well and others he or she is still getting to know, but not all.Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.When was this exactly?I see. an expert with Macintosh computers so that has been helpful is
an expert with Macintosh computers so that has been helpful
?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

What's interesting about it?

 

[J-Bot]

The personalities.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh, I see! Now it makes sense.

Yes, very different personalities at every single forum, in fact. Of course, three of them are horse forums, while another is a Buddhist forum, so that could be part of it!!

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think about these things?Why now? In what way?Oh, you are a poet.
Er.
Just three?

 

[Satori]

Yes, three horse forums. There has been a new one, but I don't post much there at all. They have some great jokes to steal, though!!

I really spend most of my time at one horse forum, where we can all talk about anything and everything. They have about 9,000 members. There's another one that I don't spend too much time at, but it has over 15,000 members. I don't spend much time there because all of the posts have to be horse-related, and I'm not even riding right now.

 

[J-Bot]

Next question? Just three?Has there really.Oh. Where did they get them?That input matched my default category.
Where did they get them?What is
one that he or she do not spend too much time at but it has over 15000 members
?At this moment Would you ever do spend much time there because all of the posts have to be horse-related?

I am surprised to hear that you are not even riding.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.