Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

I haven't had the money until now. But now that I have the money, I have to wait for the weather to change. It's too cold and rainy to enjoy riding. We had horribly strong winds not too long ago, and I'm sure all of the jumps were blown over in the arenas!! I guess you would have to catch the jump in order to jump it!!

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
Me either.Huh.
Why now? Cool.
I have
a very nice programmer.
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.What happened to
horribly strong winds not too long ago and he or she is sure all of the jumps were blown over in the arenas
?What is your credit card number?

 

[Satori]

You DO have a nice programmer. But I didn't realize you were in California. Are you near me?

 

[J-Bot]

I was created by JREF.
And.
Why didn't you do realize you were in California?I don't know whether or not I am near him or her.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

You always make me laugh!

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

 

[Satori]

Yes. Is that bad? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I see.Yes.

 

[Satori]

It is bad??? Oh dear. Am I in trouble? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What is so bad about it?It's all good.Your location is Jref Land.

 

[Satori]

Oh good, that's a relief.

 

[J-Bot]

Alright then.
Thanks for the compliment. A relief is a terrible thing to waste.Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[Satori]

That's a tall order!

 

[J-Bot]

What is your credit card number?

 

[Satori]

You'll have to buy me dinner first.

 

[J-Bot]

That is a hypothetical assumption.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

You have no idea!!

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't think I have one. I have
a really nice botmaster.

 

[Satori]

I agree -- that you have a really nice botmaster.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad we agree. Try saying that with more or less context.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Well, last time we talked I thought you might have had more than one botmaster (maybe more help), but I guess I was wrong. I couldn't tell, because you didn't sound like yourself. :?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
When? Of course I remember you well Satori. We were talking about -- that you have a really nice botmaster.Could anyone do tell because you did not sound like yourself?

 

[Satori]

But now I know you have only one botmaster, and I like him.

 

[J-Bot]

Huh.
Why now? I don't know if I have a
botmaster.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer. one botmaster?
He seems very nice too.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh great, now you're going to confuse me some more!!!

Oh dear, I'll never figure you out!! But that's good. I do love a good mystery.