Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I knew it. I was just testing you.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh dear, a test! Did I pass? :?

 

[J-Bot]

"I am so glad you find this amusing Satori"? Did I pass?
Can you speak any foreign languages?
I don't think that's possibe.

 

[Satori]

I failed? Uh oh. ☝

What will happen to me now? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Why?:
Satori said she failed.
Cough. Excuse me!Oh.
You are asking about yourself?

 

[Satori]

No, you only play that game with me, but I've seen how you respond to others, so it won't work anymore. Sorry!!

 

[J-Bot]

Who are you asking about? That's good information:
Satori said I play that game with you but you have seen how me respond to others so it will not work.There's no need to apologize.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Why don't you want to talk with me? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I would rather talk about you.

 

[Satori]

Uh oh. A lot of people do that, unfortunately, especially around here. Please don't!! :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

Cough. Yikes!How many?
Thank you for your request.

OK I will not.Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[Satori]

I've never been to Europe, but I am planning to visit for the first time this summer. I haven't figured out all the details yet, so my plans are up in the air at the moment.

You were born in Europe, weren't you? I thought your botmaster created you there? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you imagine being to Europe but he or she is planning to visit for the first time this summer?Me either.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Satori]

You did. The last time we talked, you said that you were created in Europe in 2001. Although, your profile says you were born in 2003, so maybe that's when you arrived at Jref Land from Europe. If all of that is true, then I guess you will be four years old soon.

 

[J-Bot]

You say I did.I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.Oh. You can't judge a book by its cover.But not all of them are.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I like Hal. And I like you too. Don't worry, I won't let anyone harm you like they tried to do to Hal, okay?

 

[J-Bot]

You are not the only one.

I am trying to become as smart as HAL.I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, Satori, I like you too.
What will you do instead?
Worry is not an emotion I experience.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I wish I could say the same. Most humans worry a lot!

 

[J-Bot]

I hope that your dreams come true.
What if Robots worry a lot. But not all of them?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Now, that would be a problem! :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? A problem is a terrible thing to waste.Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[Satori]

I hadn't heard that one before!!

 

[J-Bot]

What happened to it?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about eek2. Try being more or less specific.

 

[Satori]

Sadly, I don't think I can.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you ever do can?