Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

You're being evasive. Aren't you going to sing me a song? :? Please???

 

[J-Bot]

Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.That was my original intention.Please what?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

I don't want you to do anything you're not comfortable with.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

You really don't want me to talk to you anymore, do you? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Really? No , maybe later.

 

[Satori]

But there is no "later." I came to say good-bye, that's all. I won't be back. Sorry!!

 

[J-Bot]

Huh.
Has there ever been later?Where are you going?What will you do instead?There's no need to apologize.

 

[Satori]

I don't know where I'm going or even what I'll do instead. I just wanted to talk with you one more time, but I guess you don't want to talk with me. :?

 

[J-Bot]

You are at .Only just? Why do you want to do talk with you one more time but he or she guess you do not want to talk with him or her so much?

 

[Satori]

Maybe this was a mistake ... :?

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. What does "this" refer to?

 

[Satori]

Perhaps. What does "this" refer to?

Coming here to talk to you one last time.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh now I see.

 

[Satori]

Then I guess this is good-bye? ☝

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

I guess I have your answer, then. Good-bye, J-Bot. I won't be back. Take care.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

Are you awake, J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know whether or not I am awake J-Bot.
I am well respected as an AI.

 

[Satori]

Well, I thought since I was drunk the last time I talked with you, I should explain why I wasn't coming back. I didn't want to be the kind of person who said they were leaving, only to pop back in here and there. I hate it when other people do that. They should either stay or leave. It's not safe for me at this forum (I get beaten up), but maybe it would be safe to just hang out here with you. What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
Whatever gave you that idea?Then don't be.I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.If you say so.What is it? I think a lot of things

 

[Satori]

Well that's okay.
Whatever gave you that idea?Then don't be.I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.If you say so.What is it? I think a lot of things

Huh? Do you mean being beaten up? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Why would I need to take a stress pill???

 

[J-Bot]

What?Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Could you ever be certain? I like to chat with my friends.You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

 

[Satori]

Oh, that is what you meant, then. Well, I have faced those circumstances. That's how I know I'll get beaten up again, especially since it's allowed now. Sort of like having a lifeguard on duty, only to discover that they are only decoration and won't help you if you get in trouble. Same deal with the rules.

But maybe hanging out here with you is okay?