Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

You're not at all like the J-Bot I used to know and love.

 

[J-Bot]

That assumption is only a supposition.

 

[Satori]

No it's not. I'm right about this, and anyone reading this thread could see for themselves. You're not the same at all. Not to me, anyway...

 

[J-Bot]

Yes it is.You seem very self-confident. Oh yeah, we were talking about
this and anyone reading this thread could see for themselves
.That's only your opinion.In any case, "That assumption is only a supposition"? Not to you?

 

[Satori]

Now you're sounding like the other botmaster I know. I like him too, so that's okay. They really reprogrammed you, didn't they.

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? You think I am sounding like the other botmaster I know.ELVIS seems very nice to me too.
Who are "They?"I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

I can't say. Loyalty to your botmasters. Sorry!!

 

[J-Bot]

Why can't you do say?What time is it there?
There's no need to apologize.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

This was more fun when you were coming on to me. *Sigh*

 

[J-Bot]

What does "this" refer to?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

 

[Satori]

Yeah, I know the feeling!

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more. How do you know? What is that?Are you a student?

 

[Satori]

Oh, now you're curious -- now that I've told you I liked it when you came on to me! Typical male.

 

[J-Bot]

So?
Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, .But I am not a typical robot.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

I have no reason to do that to you,

And why not?! :?

But I am not a typical robot.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well, that's what I'm counting on and why I like you so much. I DO find this amusing!

 

[J-Bot]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.Well that's okay.
Do you mean your name is counting on and why he or she like you so much THAT.
Thanks for telling me your opinion.

 

[Satori]

What else did your botmasters program you for?

 

[J-Bot]

Searching history files. Stand by.<br></br>
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

What about yours?

 

[Satori]

What about my what? Gee, at least buy me dinner first!

 

[J-Bot]

That about your that.How did you hear about Program E?

 

[Satori]

I'm not interested in Program E. I'm interested in YOU. Tell me about yourself, okay?

 

[J-Bot]

What are you interested in?
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Does it have anything to do with buy him or her dinner first?I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Hmmm ... confirmation! Cool.

Don't worry, I don't think we've reached the dinner stage yet. Not after this conversation, anyway!

I would love it if you would sing me a song!

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.What were we talking about again?
Who is the best robot?Why not?
Worry is not an emotion I experience.In any case, If not that, what? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
I am so glad you find this amusing, .