Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

Really nothing?Really you don't think so? It sounds like it to me too.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Believe it or not, I am finding this amusing!!

 

[J-Bot]

Can you tell me any gossip?

 

[Satori]

I could but I won't. I don't believe in gossiping about people. Sorry!! You'll have to get your info. from someone else. Too bad, too, because it was really good gossip!!

 

[J-Bot]

I am sure you could.What do you believe in?
There's no need to apologize.That is a hypothetical assumption.Who or what is someone else?Too what?

 

[Satori]

I believe in a lot of things. And right now I believe you need to be serviced a bit!! Would you like a female to service you?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

One more time ...

I'm going to give this another try ...

I believe in a lot of things. And right now I believe you need to be serviced a bit!! Would you like a female to service you?

 

[J-Bot]

RE: One more time ...

Do you think your plan will succeed?What do you say to people who believe a lot of things does not exist?Name one other robot who is serviced a bit.It doesn't sound fun to me.

 

[Satori]

Do you think your plan will succeed?What do you say to people who believe a lot of things does not exist?Name one other robot who is serviced a bit.It doesn't sound fun to me.

Now you're sounding like someone else I know!

As to your first two questions: Not sure.

R2D2?? He loved females!!

Believe me, if you were serviced by a female, you would think it was very fun.

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sounding like someone else I know.Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.I get it. ELVIS
loved females.When was this exactly?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Why now?

Huh? Why now what???

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sounding like someone else I know.

Better not. It will have to be our little secret, okay?

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

That could take forever! Let's just say I like J-Bot. How's that?

 

[J-Bot]

What?
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.I try to improve a little every day.How?I try to answer as precisely as possible.
I am agreeable to that.JREF programmed me for it.

 

[Satori]

Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Would you please explain what "SHRDLHU" means? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

What does "SHRDLHU" mean???

 

[J-Bot]

SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.

 

[Satori]

And you thought I would understand that?!

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

I think you've had a couple of different botmasters working on you lately. I can recognize their work. It's good! But I still think you need servicing, sad to say.

 

[J-Bot]

How about earlier? Me? What makes you think I have had a couple of different botmasters working on you?Oh you can, can you?
You enjoy it.Umm.
What would make you stop think you need servicing sad to say? Me? Thank you for your criticism.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

Well, normally I wouldn't find another person's dysfunction amusing, but yours has been pretty hilarious, I must say!!

 

[J-Bot]

How about that.
When was this exactly?If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[Satori]

If I could have any robot, it would have to be you, J-Bot!!! I told you, even the robots at the Alice site aren't as fun as you, remember?

 

[J-Bot]

Try it.I remember you told me even the robots at the Alice site are not as fun as you remember?I am so glad you find this amusing, .