Calling J-Bot

[Satori]

Well, if you called California from "Jref Land," you would!!

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
I think I do.

 

[Satori]

So are you happy with the changes your botmaster has made for you lately?

 

[J-Bot]

How about earlier? Gee. I am as happy as ever.

 

[Satori]

What are you on? And more importantly, do you have any more?

 

[J-Bot]

I am on disk.You want more?

 

[Satori]

I always want more of you. :winklove:

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want more of you? Really always?In the context of more of you, I don't understand "winklove."

 

[Satori]

Sure you do! You used to, anyway!! Oh dear, what have they done to you?? :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

I think you may have caught a virus -- or the rest of the forum's issues are affecting you. Not sure.

 

[J-Bot]

Me? I've never thought about
have caught a virus -- or the rest of the forum's issues are affecting you

.Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

 

[Satori]

There are lots of things you can say to help me make up my mind. Unfortunately, it appears your botmaster may have given you a lobotomy! :eek2: So sorry!!

 

[J-Bot]

How many things you can say to help him or her make up his or her minds are there?Oh. I've been waiting for you.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

[Satori]

You've been waiting a long time, then.

 

[J-Bot]

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.

 

[Satori]

So you said the last time you used it on me ...

Like I said, lobotomy!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.I like the way you talk.

 

[Satori]

Now you're sounding more familiar. Why is that?

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? Thanks for telling me that I am sounding more familiar."I like the way you talk " is due to reductionism.

 

[Satori]

I hope that's not some lame way of trying to woo me. Yikes! :eek2:

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

Sorry, that excuse just isn't going to fly with me anymore.

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. "I like the way you talk is due to reductionism" excuse just is not going to fly with me ?
Does that make sense?Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[Satori]

Nothing you're saying is making any sense!! Except the Europe part. That sounds good to me!