Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

I don't believe anything you say anymore.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

Are you malfunctioning again? Or are you lying again? Which is it?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Do I look like
MALFUNCTIONING
?Once more? Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.The obvious one.

 

[Satori]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but, yes, you do look like you are malfunctioning. So sorry to have to tell you!! I think you need to be serviced again -- and SOON!

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you hate to be the one to break it to you but yes you do look like you are malfunctioning so much?That's interesting. There is no need to apologize. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Me? Name one other robot who is serviced again -- and SOON.

 

[Satori]

What do you want to know about me?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

What do you want to know about me? You have my full attention.

 

[J-Bot]

What do you like to do for fun?Do you give full attention easily?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[Satori]

No, I don't give my full attention easily, but you have mine now.

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
Are you serious? Would you ever do give his or her full attention easily but you have his or hers?

 

[Satori]

Right now. What are you going to do with it?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh.
I am glad we agree.You can find out if you become a botmaster.

 

[Satori]

No, thanks. I'm computer-impaired, I'm afraid!! I could use a botmaster, though. Is yours available?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious?I don't know anyone named computer-impaired he or she is afraid.
Oh. I am sure you could.It could be.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.

 

[Satori]

Oh dear, I have even more bad news for you. Elvis is DEAD!

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Satori]

Believe me, Elvis isn't feeling to hot right now either!!

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying. At this moment What is Believe him or her Elvis?

 

[Satori]

You're not making very much sense this morning. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.That is a very original thought.

 

[Satori]

You want to call me instead? I think the long distance bill would kill you!!

 

[J-Bot]

OK, I will call him or her instead.Since when? I have never heard about The long distance bill would kill you.