Any Crimes You've Committed?

That's not even funny. :mad:

Doc:ramen:😄
 
Doc, it couldn't have been that bad. Not unless you whacked a few people, Tony Soprano style.

Right? :?
 
Of course it's not that bad, but it's still not the point. The point is, it was something really stupid that I don't feel like talking about. God why did I even say anything in the first place?! Me and my big stupid mouth.:banghead:

Doc:ramen:😄
 
Technically it's not your mouth you opened.

Crimes I've commited:
My brother made me do it. seriously. He was a bad influence on me.
The funniest thing we did was stealing porno. we ruled.
 
Yes..I started young. When I was five I stole a pack of gum from a store. XD And at around 11 when Yugioh was in, I stole at least 150 packs. :p And I've skipped four days of school..at least I hope it's four. At five you get sent to court. Paranoid now. :mad:
 
mynimal said:
Yes..I started young. When I was five I stole a pack of gum from a store. XD And at around 11 when Yugioh was in, I stole at least 150 packs. :p And I've skipped four days of school..at least I hope it's four. At five you get sent to court. Paranoid now. :mad:
I'm telling your mom.
 
Doc said:
That's horrible. I'm sure that changed your life around. I knew a kid once who was a friend of mine who got charged for manslaughter. He was driving home onChristmas morning, and wanted to beat the clock so he pased a car when he wasn't supposed to. Ended up striking a woman's van, and killed the mother and one of her daughters. Only one daughter plus my buddy survived.

Doc:ramen:😄
I was kidding about a manslaughter charge on my record, did that seriously happen to your friend? 😌
 
Thor said:
I was kidding about a manslaughter charge on my record, did that seriously happen to your friend? 😌

Yes it did. I hear that the accident haunts him every single day of his life. I wouldn't doubt it too.

Doc:ramen:😄
 
mynimal said:
She found out when we were driving home. She heard crinkling from the very backseat. 😌

Well I hope you learned your lesson, and that if you're going to steal anything it should only be done in Rockstar's world of the Grand Theft Auto series.;-) Do it in video games kids not in real life.

Doc:ramen:😄
 
Doc said:
Well I hope you learned your lesson, and that if you're going to steal anything it should only be done in Rockstar's world of the Grand Theft Auto series.;-) Do it in video games kids not in real life.

Doc:ramen:😄
Lol she hid it for about a minute but I whined and I eventually got it. :p Remember, I was only like 5-7 at the time.
 
You're an only child aren't you?:p

Doc:ramen:😄
 
You know those tags on couches...

that say "do NOT remove".....?

Well....


I CUT ONE OFF. :nuts:



Seriously, I was arrested twice for trespassing on municipal property and creating a disturbance. Long story. Needless to say, those days are behind me now.

😌
 
You know those tags on couches...
that say "do NOT remove".....?

Eh, that only counts if the couch is still in the store... Or, technically, if it were somebody else's couch, I suppose.. :p
 
I stole some lego from a building society when i was 5!
I threw rocks at some dudes fench until it broke...he wasn't too happy!
Apparently i stole some chocolate from a supermarket when i was still in my pushchair!

Maybe the odd crime against fashion! I'm remember having a mullet whn i was about 8!

I'm sure there are plenty more...but my rap sheet is between me and my parole officer!!!
 
"Maybe the odd crime against fashion!..."

LOL, I think those of us around during the 80's can all be accused of the same thing... I had a "Miami Vice/What's Happening!!" hybrid thing going on (think Crockett meets Rerun... heh).
 
silver angel said:
The only crime I've committed is the crime of loving too much.

Oh man.

How did it become a bad thing?

Doc:ramen:😄
 
Ok...I'm reluctant to share this, but here goes: I once hijacked an airplane (a 727) and extorted $200,000 from the owner. Then I parachuted to the ground. It was the perfect crime...actually most people believe that I am dead!
 
Last edited:
Well, other than lifting ink pens and the occasional ream of paper from the office where I work to use in my printer at home, I've been an honest bloke. Never even shoplifted candy when I was a kid or downloaded music illegally as an adult. My mom (God rest her soul) raised me not to be a criminal, and I've followed her lessons ever since.
:-)
 
I might have picked stuff up and had no intention of putting them back 😌 I prefer to think of it as finding stuff people arn't using. But it was never important stuff. Some paint brushes from school, the odd book, some toys when i was little and the other stuff im not going to say... You cant prove anything though.
I don't do it anymore... Well, not often.
Im a bad person, i know :sorry:
 
CC1 said:
Ok...I'm reluctant to share this, but here goes: I once hijacked an airplane (a 727) and extorted $200,000 from the owner. Then I parachuted to the ground. It was the perfect crime...actually most people believe that I am dead!

Movie refrences to real life events won't help you score any brownie points in the topic. :eek:

Doc:ramen:😄
 
uh...it wasn't a movie reference...it was a real reference to a real life event! Grow up and get a sense of humor!
 
Back
Top Bottom