I like Japan because people leave me alone. I get to sit on the train and the seat next to me will be the last vacant seat. I can walk down a street and people handing out fliers will hand them to everybody but me.
I also love the freedom. I'm not Japanese, so I'm not expected to act like I am. I can do whatever I want, and nobody is shocked or surprised because I'm expected to be different.
I like being able to drive in front of a cop car with their lights and cop helmets on, and not pulling over to get a ticket.
I like the fact that my wife deals with the bills, and all I have to do is hand over my salary.
I like the fact that I was able to raise a family, and neither of my children know anything about illegal drugs.
I like the fact that christmas isn't overhyped, and I can survive the holidays with minimal psychological damage.
Most importantly, I love the freedom. There are only a few laws that cops care about here, and they are easy to remember. Don't steal, don't kill, and don't poundcake.
I can drink beer on the beach, in parks, on my lawn, and at 4am in front of the cop box. I can take a leak alongside the road without being arrested for indecent exposure, I can comfort a crying child without being put in prison for a few decades and then being labeled a sex offender for the rest of my life. I like being able to oggle girls and them not taking offense. I like being able to have a barbecue in my front yard without worrying whether or not it's national "no soot day".
Mostly, I like being able to walk down the street and not have to worry about where I am or who is there with me.
I do miss the beer machines, though.