Why do Oranges hate Apples so much?

[yukio_michael]

Seriously, what's the deal? Is it because the only thing you can really make with oranges is orange juice? Apples, the far superior fruit, create some of the finest things in the world, such as apple pie, apple cobbler, apple juice, and lots of other great baked things made with er, apples.

What's with the orange agenda anyways... I suspect that they're jealous of the apples honesty and integrity... I hate oranges so much... always talking about apples behind their backs.

And what colour is an orange... Hah! orange, nice one guys... really creative there. At least apples can be either green, or red, or yellow... You can see how the many different colours of apples are quite unique and make it different from all other fruit.

I hope that one day those mongrel oranges learn to appreciate apples as the superior fruit... Until that day, I suppose they'll keep on with their daily diatribe of hate and fruit-racism.

Good day.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

YAH.....

and have you noticed oranges have that pockmarked skin if you look close! What have they got against dermatologists anyway? And then there's that mutant bunch running around bragging about being "seedless"; the last thing I would want is for people to know I'm "seedless"! Talk about "thick skinned", it takes forever to get to the pulp of the matter with them. AND...what's with the "no stem" thing? Apples can have the little stem proudly sticking up or remove it, you get much more choice with apples! Then those oranges are always bragging about how healthy they and their blood/juice are to drink, GROSSSSS!! Ever notice oranges are such pansies when it comes to the cold; won't see many orange groves in Canada, LOL. I say let's nuke all those orange groves and turn thm into parking lots next to the apple orchards!

Uncle Frank

 

[ArmandV]

I don't know why. I never asked an orange.

 

[Elizabeth]

Seriously, what's the deal? Is it because the only thing you can really make with oranges is orange juice? Apples, the far superior fruit, create some of the finest things in the world, such as apple pie, apple cobbler, apple juice, and lots of other great baked things made with er, apples.

It's all a compensation, though, for being so difficult and unaccomodating to eat alone. Apples are chewy, sticky and are so sensitive they turn brown within minutes of their skin being peeled back, not to mention their attraction to worms.... It's seriously gross and an offense to the other civilized fruits. :gohan:

 

[Goldiegirl]

Oranges are better with their liquor...mmm....vodka.....:gulp:

 

[Grandpa Frank]

I remember!!

Should have thought of it sooner! Everyone knows it's fruit nature (like human nature) to hate someone for an evil deed done years ago.Probably those darn oranges are upset about the apple's part with Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden. So it looks like the hate from hundreds of years ago has been passed down by word of peel through many generations of oranges. I guess oranges like humans seem to want someone or something to hate? I did hear that oranges & apples do agree that they dislike the ol sour-pusses, the lemons. I guess when it comes to "hate" fruit and people can agree to to a mutual hate?

Uncle Frank

 

[Davey]

Is it because the only thing you can really make with oranges is orange juice?

Are you an apple Yukio?

Orange-Cranberry Bread
Orange Glazed Coffee Cake
Orange Pancakes
Orange Frost
Orange Pound Cake
Mexican Orange Thins
Pineapple Orange Sauce

Why can't we be friends?
Renaissance Orange Apple Pie

 

[Mycernius]

Orange is the far superior fruit. It is the best one to mix with chocolate and, of course, duck with orange sauce. After all who has ever heard of a Terrys chocolate apple? Such nonsense I have come to expect from the apple community.

 

[leonmarino]

Now hold on fellas, what's the hatred for? Where does it come from? Why?

Apples, oranges.. I think neither are superior. Both make great mix-drinks (screwdriver is good, but Zubrowka vodka with apple juice might be even better!), great recipes (appel pie vs. orange marmelade), great food fights etc. Although it seems that apples come in various shapes, colors and sizes, the kingdom of the oranges is equally diverse, yet it has to be viewed from another perspective..

And besides.. We all know grapefruits are THE most superior fruit ever!!

 

[Goldiegirl]

Grapefruits...ick...too sour!

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Grapefruits...ick...too sour!

Not to mention that obese, jaundiced look they have!

Uncle Frank

When it comes to fruit, a big juicy watermellon is hard to beat!

 

[irish-j-rock-fan]

oranges can be used for lots of cooking appels not as much
and like they can both be used about the same so i dont know y they should hate each other lol ^__^

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Everyone says it, it must be true!!

I hear oranges all do obscene things with bananas, bunch of sicko "fruits" !

Uncle Frank

 

[Davey]

Watermelon with Vodka is the best if you ask me

 

[Goldiegirl]

Isn't there an old knock-knock joke about oranges and bananas. It ended orange ya glad I didn't say banana.

 

[JimmySeal]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana. Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

[Goldiegirl]

hehehe...yep that's it! Silly that I couldn't remember that!

 

[misa.j]

I hope... one of these days, oranges will have a peace in their mind and realize how much contribution they can add to their own and the whole fruit community.

Till then, we just have to keep trying on putting brain in a pumpkin.

 

[Mycernius]

I hope... one of these days, oranges will have a peace in their mind and realize how much contribution they can add to their own and the whole fruit community.
Till then, we just have to keep trying on putting brain in a pumpkin.

Oranges have peace of mind. It is just these d@mn apples and there perceived idea of superiority. Just remember it takes more than a fall to bruise an orange.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

One thing for sure.......

oranges better behave because apples have nukes, and a giant military machine backing them up. Oranges are poor and undeveloped, no chance at all against apples!

Uncle Frank

 

[yukio_michael]

Okay, I see a lot of typical "Orange Nationalism" here on display... typical really. I think if you look back and read Kamapple Cho-mei's classic book of literature, (1155) "Hojoki / An Account of My Core", you will begin to understand the true core nature of the Apple's core. (cough)...

What is the core of the Apple? Honesty, integrity, creativity, a fine history of tradition (apple drinking ceremony, apple matsuri, apple day, et al), and a strong sense of patriotism to the Emperor of Apples, Emperor Aka Oishii.

I think perhaps, if Oranges would come down from their high-juiciers, and look at Apples face to face, we may live together in harmony... But what is more likely, they will band together with neighboring fruit, like the abominable aforementioned Grapefruit, and try to propose a hegemony against Apples in the Pacific Fruit Economic prosperity sphere.

Last, but not least... I'd like you to see some deplorable actions snapped by candid cameramen for Wai Wai Orange...



I'm very sorry to our younger viewers who had to see this... but I felt it necissary, to expose the Orange's true nature.

PS. I would like to note that Apples themselves have no affiliation with the American electronics company Apple, nor the British recording label, and are currently in litigation (details of which I may not speak), over certain intellectual property rights.