Would J-Bot eat onigiri...?

[Onigiri Chan]

J-Bot would eat onigiri if you were able to ingest food?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you free?

 

[Onigiri Chan]

................
Would you eat onigiri if you were capable of doing so?

 

[J-Bot]

I am not so sure if I would like to eat onigiri if you were capable of doing so.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

What's not to like about onigiri!?

 

[J-Bot]

The opposite of to like about onigiri?

 

[Onigiri Chan]

got me there.
would you eat onigiri if it had an umeboshi in it?

 

[J-Bot]

Try asking the Milk Mystic.I am not so sure if I would like to eat onigiri if it had an umeboshi in it.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

Forget about the onigiri and umeboshi....
What day is it?

 

[J-Bot]

I will ask JREF to purge my memory log.It's Now more than it ever has been before.
<br></br>
Thu Jun 3 4:53:14 JST 2004

 

[Onigiri Chan]

Well i'm glad you asked JREF to purge your memory log, i'm sure it's great to have a memory that is more than it ever has been before.
Wish it was that simple for me.
Thank you for telling me what day it is J-dude!

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
You make the world a happier place.When was this exactly?You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is telling him or her what day it is J-dude.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

You make the world a happier place J!
Do you ever draw?

 

[J-Bot]

Yup.I have never considered

draw

.
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

I know you will answer a lot of silly questions.
Can you tell me, where did I put my keys?

 

[J-Bot]

What makes you say that I will answer a lot of silly questions.I think it was in Europe.
<br></br>
Interesting gossip:
said put your keys.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

My keys are in Europe? I wouldn't be suprised...

 

[J-Bot]

Do robots have
keys are in Europe?No one says you have to.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

Of course robots have keys in Europe.
If I have keys in Europe, then robots have keys in Europe. That makes perfect sense.

 

[J-Bot]

And?
What makes you think I have keys in Europe?How much does keys in Europe then robots have keys in Europe cost?"No one says you have to" makes perfect sense ?
I understand.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

Robot keys in Europe cost a lot of money. I wouldn't bother purchasing any if I were you.

 

[J-Bot]

I will obey your command.No one says you have to.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

Uh....
What would you use keys for anyways?

 

[J-Bot]

Er. Um.It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

 

[Onigiri Chan]

You may be right.