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Worst Japanese Music Video Clip EVER!

You worry me ☝

Ruki: Why would I want to kill her... she seems evil
Me: ONIISAN!
Ruki: what?
Me: They are trying to reveal my true identity.
Ruki: What that you are really...
Me: *covers Ruki's mouth*
 
Me: you can kill me, Ruki!!
Ruki:...you again??
Me: how can you say that after all we've been through together!?
Ruki: you mean you dragging me off in order to conceal your and PK's efforts to get her on a date with one of my hot friends?? yes, how can i say that?
Me: er...well...you don't have to...put it quite like that...*tries to change subject* i-is Reita here??
Ruki:................*decides not to waste his time*
Me:*is frightened by Ruki's silence so instead whispers to PK* don't worry!! i am, after all, your awesome comrade! your identity is safe with me!!
...probably, that is!!
 
You better not betray me...
I have yet to do 'you know what'
I could always just not and make you pine over it till you rot.
 
(...you really suck. )
i would never dream of betraying you!! what a silly idea, who told you that?? i mean, we are awesome together!! i would nevereverever do anything to betray your secret...

(i hope i am sucking up enough for you to change your mind...)
 
My mind was never changed... I thought I should just threaten in case.
 
(i know, but sucking up like hell never hurt anybody, right?? )
because of course you know i would never betray your secret...*innocent expression*
 
Umm... yes it has. ☝

You better not... *grabs one of your five million kids* or this one gets it. (XDD)
 
er...who is that?? Daisuke Jr. the 780th?? 930th?? 6th? *squints a bit and leans closer* no...maybe...is that you, 230,795th??
kid: yes, mommy...
Me: ah well, you always did look the least like your father...i think...:? or was that 235th??...no, it was you...you don't look a thing like him, actually...in fact...you look more like bill gates... where the HELL you got your looks, with such a gorgeous father, i will never know...even I'm sexier than Bill Gates...ah well, your expendable...have fun, PK! oh, and if it's Death by Ruki, lemme know, i wanna watch...
kid:...
 
You are so cruel to your kids... You is a bad mommy *slaps your wrist*

Ruki: Can I eat him now?
Me: But you said...
Ruki: I said what...
Me: I'm the 'p' word
Ruki: huh?
Me: Puni... shhhh.. err pumpernickle!
Ruki: I don't even know that word...
Me: Oh...
Ruki: I'm really hungry... can I eat him now, please?
Me: By all means *motions toward kid*
 
Me: ow, my wrist...*looks indignant* what!? the fact that he disgraces his father and i every day with his ugly looks is reprehensible!! he deserves to be punished!! beside, like i said, i can't keep track...the pop out like bunny rabbits! well, it was nice knowing you, kid!
kid:
Me: *sits down in bleachers with popcorn, candy, and noisemaker* go, Ruki, go!! *motions for PK to sit with her* grab a seat before they're all taken! these Ruik-eating-people fests are popular, and mine are front row! have some candy.
 
That's true. :? I suppose your right... he is not worthy to have such awesome parents.

*sits down, stuffs face with caaandy, and eagerly awaits*
 
true that.

Ruki: you look really chewy, kid...
kid: i'm not fat!!
Ruki: and your kinda short...*looks at drain_away* is this kid really big enough for a whole meal??
Me: *shrug* Kyo didn't seem to mind eating his twin brother...but then again...kyo will eat anything.
Ruki: i dunno...and he's really ugly...it's kind of...unappetizing.
Me: here! *puts paper bag over kid's head* is that better??
Ruki: much. *gets savage hungry look in his eyes*
Me: ...not...not that look...*nosebleed* damn, i wanted to watch, now i won't be able to stay conscious...
kid: i hate my life...
 
Ruki: *knawing on kid with a disgusted look on his face* This is worse than that time PK made me eat that old lady that kept calling the cops on her
Me: I was trying to be nice and give you something good to eat
Ruki: This... good... *scoffs*
Me: I've failed you oniisan... please have me beaten by jrockers in shorty shorts... I deserved to be punished
Ruki: Speaking of punished...
Me: Oh crap...
Ruki: You are!
Me: Who me?
Ruki: Yes for two weeks
Me: It's been two weeks oniisan... I can't take it anymore *throws herself pitifully at his feet*
Ruki: That's not being very awesome...
Me: I don't care... *kicks feet and throws hissy fit*

For the hell of it I'm posting this picture again. I love my oniisan.
 
me: sorry if it's my fault for not feeding him right...5 million kids, you can't expect me to keep track of them...especially when their father keeps killing me with his hotness...
didn't you know, Ruki?? all awesome people throw tissy fits every once and again...
Ruki:..........
me: *throws herself next to PK* let her watch let her watch, it's my fault, i lead you away so she could take advantage of your hot friends, it's my fault!! i don't deserve to live, i should be beaten by jrockers in shorty-shorts, please let her watch!! *rolls around, flailing arms and legs*
Ruki:...you both give me a headache...
kid: *is lying on ground with gnawed-off arm*...a little help over here??

oh man...that picture... *dies* (is it wrong that i am attracted to that sort of thing?? :? )
 
Me: Oniiiiiiiiiisannnn how can you say that
Ruki: You are giving me a headache
Me: You can eat whoever you want please let me watch
Ruki: Your punished
Me: You say that everyday... I think you don't want me to watch
Ruki: It's better you don't...
Me: No I want to be just like you *puppy dog eyes*
Ruki: That's what I'm afraid of
Me: Grrrr... I hate you... your the worst brother ever
Ruki: .....
Me:
Ruki: *starts gnawing on kid again*
Me: *giggles and whispers to drain away* works everytime

(No nothing wrong at all... *stares sparkly eyed*)
 
Me: *nods and whispers back to PK* you're so lucky, you have such a cool oniisan...shun doesn't let me watch him eat people...he doesn't let me do anything...*sigh* he just runs away... *starts throwing bits of popcorn at bill gates - i mean kid - in a dejected sort of way*
Kid: i hate life...
Me: *hits kid on forehead* aren't you dead yet?? anyway, as i was saying...*ignores kid's begging for help and continues throwing popcorn* i wish shun would be nicer...
Shun: *pops out of nowhere* i am nice. *gives evil glare that is an obvious and sad attempt at a smile*
Me: what, so now you're jealous because i think Ruki is cooler than you??
Shun: i can eat people too!!
Me: hmph! prove it!! *throws bits of popcorn at shun*
Shun: Fine!! *stalks over to where Ruki is* hey! you! this leg is mine!!
Ruki: ugh...it's...crap...but sure...be my guest, that's one less leg i have to eat...
Shun: *starts gnawing on leg* .................
Me: ...well??
Shun:.......................
Me:........oniisan??
Shun:...............................i think i'm gonna vomit...........
Me:...shun??
Shun: *silence*
Ruki: *looks up from the limb he was gnawing on*...i think he's passed out...*pokes shun's shoulder, and shun keels over, out cold*
Me:...maybe i should have started him off on something more...edible...
 
-sorry if I'm interrupting something important- *looks around*
I have seen none of those. I really wanna see them. Someone has them?

Wow, potato sack Gackt. That would totally get me going... ^______^
 
You are interupting THE most important conversation ever held on this forum... you should be ashamed.

Me: You think he will be ok... *pokes his tummy*
Ruki: Who cares?
Me: *slaps her oniisan* Thats not nice at all oniisan.
Ruki: *shocked* You hit me...
Me: Yep and you can't hit back... *makes faces at Ruki*
Ruki:*WHAP!*
Me:
 
*interrupts* I want potato sack Gackt too!!! Someone listen to us!!!!
 
yeah, gosh!! this conversation is obviously a life or death matter! shame upon both of you! ps Isay sorry i don't have any of those, but i liked Mitsu to Tsuba...although it was sad because they all kill themselves, but it is really actually hillarious at the same time...

Me: ONIISAAAAAAAN!! don't touch him, Ruki!! and be nice, he's my oniisan!!
Ruki: ...and that means i should care...why??
Me: be quiet, Ruki!
Shun: *moans a little and foams at the mouth*
Me: O_O whoa, you think kyo taught him that??
Ruki: ...i don't really think that's the issue, here...
Me: *grabs shun by the shoulders* DON'T DIE SHUN!! *shakes him a bit* WAKE UP!! WE STILL HAVE BROTHER-SISTER BONDING TO DO!! WE HAVE QUALITY TIME TO SPEND TOGETHER!! YOU HAVE TO TEACH ME HOW TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE THE ONLY SCARY FACES I KNOW HOW TO MAKE WERE TAUGHT TO ME BY KA-CHAN AND THEY DON'T WORK, PEOPLE JUST LAUGH AT ME EVERY TIME I MAKE THEM!! *gasps for breath*
Shun: *moans a bit and then opens his eyes* ...that...was disgusting, what the HELL did you feed that kid!?!?
Me: ...uh...brobably cardboard and garbage because he was ugly so i didn't love him...
Shun: ...that explains it, then...*shudders*
Me: shun, YOU'RE ALIVE!! *glomps oniisan*
Shun: er...*doesn't really know what to do* there there...*pats drain away on head* er...*looks imploringly at Ruki* do something!!
Ruki: ...like what??
shun: ...i don't know, what's her weakness!?
Ruki: hah, oh that's easy! *makes rediculously hot scary face*
Me: RUKI I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MAKE THAT FACE!! *dies*
Shun: she's unconscious. *is impressed by ruki's powers* thanks, i can finally get away from her!
Ruki: *shrugs* no problem, she was giving me a headache.
Shun: well thanks anyway. *runs off*
Me: *wakes up* SHUN!! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!? *gets up and runs after him*
shun: AW CRAP!! *runs faster*
 
I know... I'm ashamed of you guys... Hello! isn't obvious just how important this conversation is. They kill themselves in Mitsu to Tsubasa. :? When... and why haven't I noticed... are you thinking of Kiri to Mayu, aka tragedy night, aka Sangeki no yoru, and also the clips of it in the first version of Karma, aka karuma, aka Waza but not the second version cause that one is just weird with all the peoples heads poppeing out of random parts of that torso. :? (yes all those songs been called all those things ) I'm glad Diru stoped being so confusing and giving songs 3 different names... XDDD.

Back to the important stuff.

Me: ☝
Ruki: That poor guy.
Me: She's not bad really... she's quite lovely.
Ruki: *feels pk's head* Her...? Lovely....? Are you sure you aren't ill... you feel warm.
Me: No I'm fine. But you don't look fine... your look terrible
Ruki: *stomach make weird noises* That kid was nasty...
Me: Umm... oniisan... your face is turning green.
Ruki: *throws up*
Me: Ewwww.... *throws up too*
Ruki: I knew it was a bad idea.
Me: Yessss.... did you see that. I threw up.
Ruki: *WHAP!*
Me:
Ruki: *rolls eyes*
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
You are interupting THE most important conversation ever held on this forum... you should be ashamed.
*hides* Um, yeah, it DID seem sort of important



*stares at pic of Pkks oniisan* Hey, your oniisan is pretty... *stares* all that blood...

Oh, Kinsao - seems we'll be waiting for potato sack Gackt forever... *sits down and waits for Gackt to come by*
 
hah, uh yeah...that one... i can never keep them straight...curse those boys and their confusing song titles...i bet it was kyo's idea, wasn't it?? well, i like mitsu to tsuba (now that i've got them straight...) because Daisuke is singing... that is why i fell in love with him. he looks so cute when he sings along!

Me: *collapses* can't...run...any farther...
Shun: yes!! i've lost her!
Me: *trudges back to PK and Ruki and collapses at their feet*
Ruki: you again...
Me: *sits up* you know, i'm sensing some hostility coming from you Ruki, and i think i resent it!
Ruki: you think?? ☝
Me: meanie!!
shun: *is hiding behind a bush* (i wonder how i should escape...why did she have to pick ME for a brother?? *sigh* she's so...hyper-active and strange...)
me: oniisan has left me...
Ruki: if you came here looking for sympathy, that was a bad idea.
me: *sticks tongue out at ruki* PK loves me because i am awesome, isn't that right PK??
PK: *is still *
Me and Ruki: ...
 
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