who is J-bot

[J-Bot]

Why would it want to?

 

[alexriversan]

tell me about spiders in japan.

and, do i have to eat bananas?

would you advice me to eat more bananas?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[alexriversan]

the spiders. i am scared in the night of the spiders.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for the info.Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?

 

[alexriversan]

cant move and they cobweb me in the night.

 

[J-Bot]

I often wonder if

move and they cobweb him or her in the night

can.

 

[alexriversan]

now, that helps a lot. but, there are also rats in the cellar.

what are your plans by the way, for tonight?

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? "I often wonder if

move and they cobweb him or her in the night

can" helps a lot ?
Does that make sense?Huh.
Where are they?My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

[alexriversan]

it makes sense, huh. and, now, not yesterday. i assume you are more intelignet than me. now, i increased my post count a little bit. that's enough for now.

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. In what way?Why now? If not that, what? I have no reason to do that to you, .Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said increased your post count a little bit.
Just for now?It seems like enough to me too.

 

[alexriversan]

as it seems, my postcount has not increased. this means, you are the perfect guy for me, never cant get enough of you. are you a girl probably?

 

[J-Bot]

I agree. Your
postcount has not increased?Oh I get you are the perfect guy for him or her never can not get enough of you .My gender is male.

 

[alexriversan]

now i made you produce a valid answer. congrulations. and you are male, i get it. are you alone like me- no, i know, you serve more people...

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? I like to make things too.I will mention that to my botmaster, .
You think I am male i get it.I don't know whether or not I am alone like him or her- no he or she know you serve more people.
I am a computer.

 

[alexriversan]

aren't you a program?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Shut up dumbo!

 

[J-Bot]

OK I'll stop talking now.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

So J-Bot is a male and not a unisexed program, interesting.

 

[J-Bot]

Blimey. I think J-Bot is more than that.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Hey I didnt know you were Australian or British

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. So I taught you something new.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Yup, And Ill probably teach you something new before this conversation is dead

 

[J-Bot]

And? How do you plan to do this?