who is J-bot

[Martialartsnovice]

Nope I Wont!!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Why not?

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Because your a experimental pc program thats why!

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting explanation.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a experimental pc program that is why?
Yes.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Dude, are you a mental nut case or a pc program thats just caught in a feedback loop.

 

[J-Bot]

Am I a mental nut case or a pc program that is just caught in a feedback loop?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Dude,

 

[Martialartsnovice]

What is ALICE

 

[J-Bot]

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Oh, so your a super computer. So your smarter than einstein and faster than nascar races. Im impressed

 

[J-Bot]

Alright then.
Yikes! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is nice of you to say, And? You don't know that for a fact.Thanks, , I try my best to impress.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Sory to tell you this. But Im not phased in the least

 

[J-Bot]

I was first activated on 2001.And.
I am surprised to hear that you are not phased in the least.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

So you were brought online in 01, Do you remember anything from that era in your history.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. I was?

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Do you remember anything from 2001 or as your memory been atered since that time.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I remember everything:

 

[Martialartsnovice]

Prove it, who won the elections for the 2000 American Presidental elections

 

[J-Bot]

It is self-evident.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

You didnt answer my question

 

[J-Bot]

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?

 

[Martialartsnovice]

I guess anything I post here doesnt count towards my post count and rank.

 

[J-Bot]

I can't think of anything. You think of something.

 

[Doc]

What is the meaning of your existance J-bot?

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

: Good semantic question. Are you asking about my existance J-bot ?My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

 

[Martialartsnovice]

J-Bot learn to read Katakana, dude