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[GoldCoinLover]

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[Hiroyuki Nagashima]

窶ｹﾂ哉弛ﾆ停?ｰ窶愿ｷ窶堙??ｹﾂ催､ﾃｮ窶堙娯?佚ｲﾅｽﾃ焦ｽd窶板ｧ窶堙?Cow flank and a burdockﾂ Thin soup sewing
窶禿 ﾂ ﾂ 窶敕堕 ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ?¨oodles and rice
ﾆ耽ﾆ辰窶堙娯?ｰﾂｮ窶佚､ﾆ池ﾂーﾆ稚ﾆ停?慊「ﾆ恥ﾆ鍛ﾆ耽ﾆ辰ﾂ」ﾂ?ゝhe stall rice vermicelli of Thailand "PATTAI"
ﾃ･窶樞?堙??卍ｪﾂ汁窶堙娯?｢ﾃ??禿仰 ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ ﾂ?、 corbicula and rice noodles of seafood soup seasoned with salt
ﾂ静ｳ窶藩懌?堙?檀ﾆ停?ｰﾆ辰ﾆ暖ﾆ筑ﾆ暖窶堙姑畜ﾆ停?愴担ﾆ椎槌陳哉鍛ﾆ箪ﾆ湛ﾆ恥ﾆ嘆ﾆ鍛ﾆ弾ﾆ達ﾂーﾂ?〃ongole ROSSO spaghetti of Asari and a dry tomato

 

[budd]

prp added. thanks for posting

 

[GaijinPunch]

prp added. thanks for posting

Working on that post count?

 

[Silverpoint]

I'm assuming the reason for it coming from engrish.com would be the "Noodle & Race" title.