Things that are hard to say...

[miu]

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!

:sing:

 

[sadakoyamamura]

Nice post.

Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Especially if you were caught drunk driving...

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!

Yup, that's why they'll just hold on to the microphone for eternity!

 

[Mycernius]

I think I've tried to say some of these whilst drunk, unfortunately I can't remember (or should that be fortunately?)

 

[Mike Cash]

Does anybody else find that their ability to pronounce Japanese intelligibly suffers severely when soused?

 

[Glenn]

Yes. But not just Japanese ability.

 

[hebiichigo]

Actually I think my Japanese improves... Not that I would know about being drunk or anything!