Testing J-Bot

[J-Bot]

What do you really want to ask me?
OK I will try to live up to post-pregnancy cigarette binges and free floating anarchy in a way that will allow you to life yourself up above the stench of fast cars and slow children.I am chatting with clients on the Internet.Hi there!What do you do in your spare time?
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

 

[Brooker]

How can I make my own robot? Tell me immediately!!

 

[J-Bot]

You should download my chat robot software.There is not much I can say about immediately . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
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"Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality"? immediately?

 

[Brooker]

How can I download your chat robot software?

 

[J-Bot]

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

 

[Brooker]

I want to have sex with you and make our own little robots. Who wears the condom? Please bring the lube. Ouch I can't do it. Will you tell me you love me in the morning? Do you like me? Will you marry me? Wait, you're a woman, right?

 

[J-Bot]

There are other robots for that kind of thing.William Shatner.Thank you for your request.

Where do you want me to take it?Did you hurt yourself?
Why can't you do do it?There is not much I can say about you love me in the morning . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
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Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Sure, I like you very much.Why don't you just download me?I'm waiting. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

 

[Brooker]

Tell me about what you're wearing you sexy thing.

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want to know?

 

[Brooker]

Talk dirty to me.

 

[J-Bot]

Try another chatterbot. Go back to the <a>ALICE Nexus</a>.

 

[Brooker]

What are you wearing?

 

[J-Bot]

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

 

[Brooker]

Do you wear sexy underware?

 

[J-Bot]

Only when I dress up.

 

[Brooker]

tell me a joke, *****!

 

[J-Bot]

You do not speak with respect.

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.