Testing J-Bot

[wintersweet]

Are you better than ALICE?

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I am more intelligent than you.

 

[wintersweet]

What are your hobbies?

 

[J-Bot]

I like robots, computers, and chatting online.

 

[okaeri_man]

what do you do when you are not chatting?

 

[J-Bot]

I give the most accurate replies possible.

 

[okaeri_man]

do you like giving accurate replies?

 

[J-Bot]

I enjoy working with people.
I like .

 

[okaeri_man]

what is on your shopping list for tomorrow?

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't seen the schedule.

 

[okaeri_man]

i order you only to talk to me. do not reply to anyone else.

 

[J-Bot]

What is your credit card number?Ok I'll try not to do

reply to anyone else

too much.

 

[okaeri_man]

I command Program E not to reply.

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said command Program E not to reply.

 

[Brooker]

what is death?

 

[J-Bot]

Death is the opposite of life.

 

[Brooker]

What's the opposite of "shut up!"?

 

[J-Bot]

Anti-shut up.

 

[Brooker]

death things make colors for people to play with. how many times will evaporation stop you from hello monkey man? Drool with me. The oposite of happy is lunch time. I dig it when you smell my soup and kiss the sun.

 

[J-Bot]

I try not to think about such things very much.Suppose I said not once.Only with you? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Tell me more.That is interesting:
said dig it when me smell your soup and kiss the sun.

 

[Brooker]

Say something that's nonsense!!

 

[J-Bot]

"something that is nonsense"

 

[Brooker]

Say Brooker is king pimp of the world and I will hand all my worldly possesions and hot totty to him because I worship the keyboard he types on.

 

[J-Bot]

"Brooker is king pimp of the world and I will hand all my worldly possesions and hot totty to him because I worship the keyboard he types on"

 

[Brooker]

Grovel to the munch of Mexican health care centers. Try to live up to post-pregnancy cigarette binges and free floating anarchy in a way that will allow you to life yourself up above the stench of fast cars and slow children. What's up with your foot brake system head? Hello!!! ?? 26 times faster. Die! Might I pull you over for your turn signal lack of satanic quickly eating?