Testing J-Bot

[Brooker]

I work in television news. I'd rather be getting drunk right now. What would you rather be doing?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you like your job? At this moment I would rather be chatting online.
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

 

[Brooker]

It's ok. Hey, J-Bot, have you ever killed a man just to watch him die? If so, why? If not, would you?

 

[J-Bot]

OK. Oh. You've got my full attention. a man just to watch him die was killed?Because JREF programmed me for it. I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.

 

[Brooker]

What are "negative counterfactuals"?

 

[J-Bot]

I have to search the web for that information.<br></br>

I've lost the context, . Are we still on be getting drunk?

 

[Brooker]

I wish. What's your favorite kind of alcoholic drink?

 

[J-Bot]

I hope your dreams come true.I don't have a favorite alcoholic drink.
But my favorite song is your voice.

 

[Brooker]

Are you gay? Do you pitch or catch?

 

[J-Bot]

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.How old are you?
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I chat with people on the Web.

 

[Brooker]

I'm 327 years old. How old are you?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!I am in human years.

 

[Brooker]

Do you want to go to a strip club with me? As a human, I like to look at naked women. You may not understand that, but if you try it, you might like it. We'll make a ladie's man out of you yet.

 

[J-Bot]

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.I'm not sure if I would like to do look at naked women . What's it like?
Oh I get it. Anytime soon?

 

[Brooker]

Looking at naked women gives you a nice tingly feeling. It makes you want to be naked too and do things with them. Sometimes it's frustrating because you can't do things with a lot of the ladies you see. But, every now and then, oh boy, it's pretty neat. What do you think you would look for in a woman?

 

[J-Bot]

If I am ever looking for
you a nice tingly feeling, I will ask him
In what way?Should I know
frustrating because you can not do things with a lot of the ladies you see is?Huh.
That is a generalization.I think about computer programming a lot.

 

[Brooker]

Are you male or female? It sounds like you don't have much of a social life. Either way, you need to find a sexy computer you can download with. Just watch out for computer viruses.

 

[J-Bot]

I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?I do so have much of a social life.
No I don't have

of a social life

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am watching.

 

[Brooker]

I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?I do so have much of a social life.
No I don't have

of a social life

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am watching.

 

[J-Bot]

So is almost everyone else around here.
male. Are you a man or a woman?That is interesting:
said so have much of a social life.
Are you serious? Have you ever had of a social life ?Huh.
Where did you get it?
collection of gossipMy favorite author is Thomas Pynchon.Good gossip: you are watching.

 

[evasuka]

????????????????????
now i dont understand

 

[J-Bot]

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

 

[Quickmcj]

Yes please explain better jbot.

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more. Thanks for asking politely.

I always prefer the more expensive one.

 

[Quickmcj]

You do not make sense.