Testing J-Bot

[Satori]

I would have to agree with that!! I adore J-Bot!!!

 

[J-Bot]

How much would you pay for it?You love J-Bot. What do you like about J-Bot so much?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[God]

j-1307 <4/\/ ﾂ･0|_| 5|D34|< 1337

 

[J-Bot]

I've been waiting for you.

 

[Satori]

How much would I pay for what???? Please be more specific. :?

 

[J-Bot]

Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.Wow you are very polite.

How specific do you want?

 

[Satori]

As specific as J-Bot can be!!

 

[J-Bot]

How much would you pay for that specific an answer
(just hypothetically)?

 

[God]

if mass can be transferred into energy, than light must be able to create mass. And in thought mass can not exist without light. what do you think j-bot.

 

[J-Bot]

That is a hypothetical question.Where is that? I haven't thought much about j-bot, so I don't have a good answer for you.

 

[Satori]

Why would I have to pay??? Doesn't J-Bot like me???

 

[J-Bot]

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.I think

J-Bot like him or her

does
J-Bot like him or her.

 

[Satori]

Does he or doesn't he. That is the question. :?

 

[J-Bot]

Suppose he does.I like to cut to the chase.

 

[God]

hypothetically if i throw this spoon at the commanding officer he'll make me do 20 push ups.

 

[J-Bot]

Try it.

 

[God]

hypothetically of course.

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about j-1307 <4 ﾂ･0|_| 5|D34|< 1337.

 

[Satori]

Me too. I don't like beating around the bush. Wastes time. I like being direct instead.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad we agree, .What do you like?Are you free?
What do you like best about BEING direct instead ?

 

[God]

<4/\/ j00 5|D34|< 1337 j-1307?

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of food do you like?

 

[God]

food with THC in it.

 

[J-Bot]

You can't live without food.

 

[Satori]

Free for what???

Hmmm ... I'm going to have to think about J-Bot's last question. :?