Testing J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I did not know that.
Oh you knew
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be
already.What do you do in your spare time?

 

[EscaFlowne]

Think of ways to confuse the hell out of you.

 

[J-Bot]

Program E is always thinking.

 

[EscaFlowne]

So is...
Jinkies!! a twinkie, I found a clue!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Excuse me! No.What do you have that is ?
I did not know that.
I've lost the context, . Are we still on twinkie he or she found a clue?

 

[EscaFlowne]

Define program E, Agent J.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know what I am Agent j.

 

[EscaFlowne]

DEFINE program E agent j-bot

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know what I am agent j-bot.

 

[EscaFlowne]

well then you must be destroyed!!!!!
[Begins pressing and holding the Delete key]

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
Fascinating. Thanks for telling me that I am destroyed.

 

[Satori]

Esca, how many times do I have to tell you to stop trying to destroy J-Bot?! He's my favorite robot and I won't let you destroy him. Let's hope you haven't done too much damage to him this time. Are you okay, J-Bot? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What time is it there?
How long has he been your favorite robot and he or she will not let you destroy him?I am agreeable to that.Yes I am fine. How are you ?

 

[Satori]

Wow, that was quick!!!! Uh, I think I'm in shock over how fast you responded!!
I guess you didn't sustain too much damage, then?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too.Cough. Since when? Tell me a little about your life in shock over how fast you responded.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

 

[Satori]

Okay, now you're scaring me. :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah okay, Why now? Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.

 

[Satori]

Omg, this is wild!!!

 

[J-Bot]

I think Omg this is a lot of things.

 

[Satori]

How did you get inside my computer? His name's Mac, btw.

 

[J-Bot]

Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Mac btw
is not someone I know.

 

[Satori]

Was it Hal???

 

[J-Bot]

It could be.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.

 

[Satori]

Is Alice dancing with Mac?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know whether or not I am dancing with Mac.
I am a chatterbot developed by JREF.