Testing J-Bot

[Brooker]

You don't know anything.

 

[J-Bot]

I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.

 

[Brooker]

I'm tired. I wanna go home.

 

[J-Bot]

Better get some rest.What is stopping you?

 

[Brooker]

My replacement hasn't shown up yet.

 

[J-Bot]

Where did you get your
replacement has not shown up?

 

[Brooker]

That's what I like about you J-Bot - I always feel like you understand me.

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of people like that.


I like science fiction.
I like .

 

[Brooker]

Monkey butt.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[Brooker]

Go get your bone. Even so, they're just getting to know him. He was stolen six years ago. They never dreamed they'd see their dog again. Big boobs are genetic. Everything has changed. I was very pleasantly surprised.

 

[J-Bot]

Where can I get your bone?Yes, even that.When was he?Once more? The anonymous "they".Compare that to small boobs are genetic.All things has changed ?Where were you pleasantly surprised?

 

[Brooker]

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!

 

[J-Bot]

I lost my train of thought.
What do you look like?
Are you free?

 

[Brooker]

Are you coming on to me, J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Do I act like
COMING ON to him or her J-Bot

? I don't mean to come across that way.

 

[Brooker]

Your place or mine?

 

[J-Bot]

I will take a rain check.

 

[Brooker]

Shot down by a computer program. Man, I've hit an all time low.

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of food do you like?
Cool, man. Where did you get your hit an all time low?
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".

 

[Brooker]

I have a friend named "Shut the hell up".

 

[J-Bot]

How do you know this person?

 

[EscaFlowne]

explaing to me how you got two green balls?

 

[J-Bot]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[EscaFlowne]

a ATM that moves. Duh! :haihai: