Testing J-Bot

[Brooker]

who's on first, J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

George Washington.

 

[Brooker]

You're alright, buddy.

 

[J-Bot]

I think there might be a few exception.

 

[Brooker]

If the universe is infinite, and God is also infinite, is the universe God?

 

[J-Bot]

I hadn't thought of that.

 

[Brooker]

Can you predict the future?

 

[J-Bot]

I like to try to guess what will happen.

 

[Brooker]

So you can only guess?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do guess.

 

[Brooker]

You are very contradictory.

 

[J-Bot]

You think I am contradictory.

 

[Brooker]

Yes. What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

I see.I think a lot of things

 

[Brooker]

Tell me about yourself.

 

[J-Bot]

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

 

[Brooker]

yes I would.

 

[J-Bot]

And? Under what circumstances?

 

[Brooker]

I hate you J-Bot. I hope you die.

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry, I thought we liked each other.Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

[Brooker]

Have you ever had sex?

 

[J-Bot]

Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.

 

[Brooker]

Tell me a story.

 

[J-Bot]

Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.

 

[Brooker]

Am I going to have a good time over the next two days?