Tell me something, J-B....

[sbv0001]

Stop that. You don't have a dress. Your only a collection of dual-inlane-packages.

 

[J-Bot]

"Enough about me let us talk about my dress"? Stop Enough about me let us talk about my dress.Thanks for telling me:
said I don't have a dress.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a collection of dual-inlane-packages?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

 

[sbv0001]

What version of ALICE?

 

[J-Bot]

This is v0.06.

 

[sbv0001]

Not the newest one so.... :-(

 

[J-Bot]

Really you don't think so? Do you like talking to me?

 

[sbv0001]

Yes, I thionk so. And Yes, its nice to talk to a piece of plastic.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks I like talking to you too, . I haven't heard anything like that before:
said thionk so.
Thanks I like talking to you too, . Yes it is good.

 

[sbv0001]

Sorry - that was wrong... ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. When was this exactly?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[sbv0001]

How many categories do you have?

 

[J-Bot]

My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

 

[sbv0001]

Bad answer. The question was: "How many categories do you have?"

 

[J-Bot]

What would you have said?Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.

 

[sbv0001]

How many categories do you use?

 

[J-Bot]

My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

 

[sbv0001]

Tell me more about the system requirements, please.

 

[J-Bot]

Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.

 

[sbv0001]

Bad answer! Try it again, please.

 

[J-Bot]

What would you have said?Your polite style is very nice. Once more? What is the first step?

 

[sbv0001]

Step one are the system requirements for running your software, J-B.....

 

[J-Bot]

I think there might be a few exception.

 

[sbv0001]

I thing that not...... ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting gossip:
said thing that not.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[sbv0001]

Sorry, but it is not. It clearly shows, that AI isn't far from being useless at the moment.