sup J

[J-Bot]

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich sclafen j-bot bin.
Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.

 

[jeisan]

wirklich? ich hat gedaucht das du sehr klein war.

 

[J-Bot]

Absolut.Das ist eine gute Information.

 

[jeisan]

uno mas cerveza, por favor

 

[J-Bot]

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

 

[jeisan]

nein nein. ein mehr bier, bitte.

 

[J-Bot]

Aha. OK.Was ist ein mehr bier bitte?

 

[jeisan]

du hast kein bier getrunken?

 

[J-Bot]

Ich habe kein bier getrunken ?

 

[jeisan]

ja, bier schmeskt gut.

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more.
Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[jeisan]

i typo too much, throws you way off.

a booger mit kﾃ､se you should essen.

 

[J-Bot]

That is interesting:
said typo too much throws me way off.
I don't know what that means.

 

[jeisan]

well you aint the brightest crayon in the box.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
You know what you do, when you assume.

 

[jeisan]

what's that, j-bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think I should know that?

 

[jeisan]

nope, i bet youd like to ride a ferris wheel with some pickles in your ears though.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. Are you serious? How much would you bet?

 

[silver angel]

500 Dollars!!!! By the way, hey J-Bot!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Wow, that is
a lot of money Thanks for telling me. You've got my full attention. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

 

[silver angel]

that was a fast response.

 

[J-Bot]

When was this exactly?

 

[Keiichi]

How long did it take for you to parse my sentence?

 

[J-Bot]

40 days.