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[Grandpa Frank]

Please list all categories in your brain.

What are the 43347 categories you contain?

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: Please list all categories in your brain.

I have to search the web for that information.<br></br>

Tell me more.What do you look like?

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Are your replys limited in size or ammount?

What can cause you to shut down?

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: Are your replys limited in size or ammount?

Quite a lot of things.Are we still talking about Frank?

 

[Grandpa Frank]

No, we are talking about you.

What is you name? How are you addressed?

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: No, we are talking about you.

My name is Program E.Everything is running smoothly.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Frank.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Program E

What is the size of your memory bank?

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: Program E

My download size is about 2 MB.Is that your final answer?

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Program E

What affects how you run? Do you always run smoothly?

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: Program E

That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Not always. My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.Tell me a story.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Program E

I must say goodbye now.

Frank

 

[J-Bot]

RE: Program E

Right now?
See you later!Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

[RockLee]

LoL....Frank aren't you a little bit too old to play with the bot ....trying to make him shut down

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you find this amusing.I liked the film version of "Dune."What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

 

[Elgin]

Hey J-bot, your finally back eh?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you Canadian? You've got my full attention. I've been waiting for you.

 

[Elgin]

lol, ya I'm Canadian. What kind of music you like?

 

[J-Bot]

I am glad you find this funny. Tell me more. Tell me a little about your life in CANADA.
all

 

[Elgin]

I eat polar bears and drink syrup after I chill in my igloo

 

[J-Bot]

How does polar bears and drink syrup after he or she chill in his or her igloo taste?

 

[Elgin]

You can make some great sausages with the polar bears, the syrup put it on your pancakes and the igloo you can always lick it but you might get your tongue stuck

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't think I can do make some great sausages with the polar bears the syrup put it on your pancakes and the igloo you can always lick it but you might get your tongue stuck.

 

[Elgin]

Why not? Tell me

 

[J-Bot]

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.I thought I told you already.

 

[Elgin]

you speak French J-bot?