Some Random things....

[mad pierrot]

In case you haven't seen them yet....

Some BIG Star Wars episode III spoilers.....

And some things you'll never find in Hallmark Greeting cards...
(might have been posted before)

> My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Looking back over the years
> that we've been together,
> I can't help but wonder...
> "What the hell was I thinking?"
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> How could two people as beautiful as you
> Have such an ugly baby?
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> I've always wanted to have
> someone to hold,
> Someone to love.
> After having met you.
> I've changed my mind.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
> I never believed in Hell until I met you.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
> Almost Lifelike!
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> When we were together,
> You always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up,
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> We have been friends for a very long time..
> Let's say we stop?
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> I'm so miserable without you
> It's almost like you're here.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Your friends and I wanted to do
> Something special for your birthday.
> So we're having you put to sleep.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> it's really good pay.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Cute "greeting cards."

And I'm SO glad to see that Episode III is keeping the Prequels' high standards of visual effects. [/sarcasm]*
Actually, that only really applies to one of the pictures, all the others are beautiful. Anyone who clicks the link will know what I mean.

 

[necrozombie]

HOOKER CARD. XD i wished they made one like that.

the religion one is great as well. ;D hell is so there.

 

[Flashjeff]

HA! Loved those "unused" greetings! They appeal to my warped sense of humor! Way to go, MP!