Sign for my room : ideas?

[TyPe-ZeRo]

I wanna impress everyone sorta by writing a sign in either katakana/hiragana, i want it to be wittingly funny. Any ideas? also if possible to spell it in katakana/hiragana because.. well i can't thats why i come here to get all my questions answered by all you smart people, and nihojin!

 

[nikki_the_insane]

これは小さい実際にいかにのあるか私の部屋、畏怖の凝視である。

This is my room, stare in awe at how small it really is.

I don't really know what style of japanese it is in. (Used a translator ) this would come in handy if you have a small room like mine.

 

[samuraitora]

That is a pretty good one. Hey! I love the nic...that is great.

sorry to hear about the tiny room.

 

[TyPe-ZeRo]

My room is SMALl ok? its like 10x10 feet i swear its a box lol!!!

 

[nikki_the_insane]

haha, mine's smaller! XD it's like 8x10 not counting my closet which only adds like another 2feet lol

 

[samuraitora]

WOW! That is tiny...come to my place...the smallest room I have is 12X15 with 9 foot ceilings...sorry...didn't mean to rub it in...lol

 

[nikki_the_insane]

its okay. my ceiling is only like 7 ft tall.

 

[TyPe-ZeRo]

well you see, my room is the worst of all, not only to mention its size, i have NO freaking closet, my door is all squeaky, the air is all like... thick and warm, I can't open the windows, and there's a giant window next to my bed and someone could just throw a rock and kill me